hoggintittens

fat saggy boobs

lok at them hoggintittens

by tom smelly February 4, 2004

hoggin it

a game in which particpants try to spot fat women and give them a point value. The fatter the woman, the more points.

best results usually come from playing in a fast food restaurant.

that chick at wendys is about a 50 pointer but she isn't nearly as fat as that English teacher, who is like a 95 pointer. Now she is hoggin it!

by pridgestu June 30, 2008

Hole hoggin

The act of stretching your piss hole over a fire hydrant.

I was having some trouble peeing so the the doctor said I needed a hole hoggin.

I Tried to steal a leprechaun' s gold and he gave me a hole hoggin instead!

by Thomas broadway December 29, 2014

Hagging

When a straight woman goes out for a night on the town with a gay male(s). Also called Fag-Hagging, Fag-Haggin, or Haggin. Considered also a play on words between Hag and Hang.

Theresa: Hey Julie. What are you up to?
Julie: Oh Just Hagging with Michael and Tom tonight. Do you wanna double?

by DeJerk May 2, 2009

tree hugging

when it is extremely warm and a man has been sat/stood in one position for too long that his genitals cling to his leg and can only be removed with the appliance of extreme pressure....aka tree hugging

Its roasting and me nethers are tree hugging the life out of me

by Big Chav August 1, 2017

mouth hugging

When you put a beer bottle in your mouth, and keep your mouth wrapped around it all day.

Josh: "mhmgdfhwrmhhh (attempts to talk while drinking a beer)"

Ryan: "You know I can't hear you when you're mouth hugging."

Josh: "mmmffwrrggddsshh"

by the fuuuuck? January 16, 2014

Hugging the Cactus

A state of mind created by drug users, alcoholics and depressed people that keep them locked in a cycle of pain, remorse and self-pity. When you are hugging the cactus, you are purposefully holding onto past pain, regrets, resentment, blame and other issues that prevent you from moving forward in a positive manner. The goal of therapy and self-realization is to “let go” and “stop hugging the cactus.”

Robert Downey Jr once told a story of his past drug abuse and alcoholism days where Mel Gibson helped him by telling him to stop “hugging the cactus!” Robert stated this realization allowed him to let go of his past and move forward.

by Funkensteins Lab February 21, 2021