Hoedattude

An attitude from an individual who identifies as male regarding something that is considered bougie and/or petty (i. e. he's on some bullshit)

Why are you having a hoedattude about me going out with the girls on Saturday?

by LadyPyrexia February 2, 2024

hoeducation

The knowledge gained by being a hoe

She got that hoeducation

by Batmannotnice February 11, 2024

Texas hoedown

A Texas hoedown is when you are circumcised in Texas, by using the Spurs of the local, dip packing, confederate flag waving, drunk redneck while in the parking lot of Applebee’s.

Woah man, so you finally got a Texas hoedown, glad you had it done at the other Applebee’s and not this one.

by Zeccede July 25, 2018

The Hoedini

When having sexual intercourse with a female and you feel like you are about to cum you spit on their back then when they turn around they get a nice and sticky surprice.

the hoedini

by CumKauwer October 2, 2023

new york hoedown

that part in The Great Gatsby where Myrtle gets run over

if you mention that price she'll be out of here in a New York hoedown

by anonymous December 16, 2022

Baton Rouge Hoedown

Where three homeless men share a single pair of socks and shoes in a subway restaurant.

I couldn't order my sandwich at subway because there was a Baton Rouge Hoedown in progress.

by cleves August 4, 2023

Hoe’d

2 different meanings

1. In a fight, to be badly beat on and disrespected by someone. Especially someone smaller or with less experience than you.

2. In an argument, to be blatantly disrespected and not do anything about it.

1. Damn how the f*ck did you just get hoe’d by a dude half your size.
2. Wow you’re just gonna let him take your shit like a bitch? You’re just out here gettin a’ straight hoe’d.

by TwampCityAJ April 25, 2024