Hemology

The study of the alteration of clothes. Those who practice hemology are called hemists, hemologists, or tailors.

Me: I bought a suit and it didn't fit well. I had to go to a hemologist to fix it.

Father: Hopefully the hemist has a degree in Hemology.

by L'hemist April 19, 2021

Hemoglobin

Random word used to describe frustration when you start bleeding

Oh my hemoglobin! Goddamn hemoglobin!

by USSRCommunistRussia July 18, 2022

Bohemian Hemorrhinkle

When you urinate blood onto a girl's prolapsed vagina.

"Man, my girlfriend totally let me fuck her so hard last night her cunt went inside out, then I had to pee so she punched me 15 times in the nuts then let me do the old Bohemian Hemorrhinkle on her twat!!!"

by suckinspongebobs June 6, 2020

Hemorrhoid

Someone who is attractive at first then becomes very annoying.

Jack: Why did you break up with Susan?
Jim: She's the type of woman who grows on you then becomes a real pain in the ass.
Jack: Ah, a hemorrhoid.

by Ebullient Gideon July 1, 2011

Hemolele

Pure, innocent, etc.

It is used as a name or nickname.

by Jessica March 2, 2005

hemorrhoids

n; A very annoying person.

Those people were such hemorrhoids.

by kickasscristi January 14, 2009

hemorrhoidjack

a co-worker who is a pain the rear and possibly a right wing moron.

by Anonymous August 21, 2003