Hawaiian Fat Roll

When you find a lady, one that is at least 315 pounds, then proceed to take a loose shit and smear it in the crevices of her “love handles”. After this is done you can then go to have sex with her shitty love handles.

Damn did you hear about Carson doing a Hawaiian Fat Roll with Tabatha last night?

by Chance Lance April 24, 2024

Hawaiian Brown Nose

Dumping a can of pineapple chunks in a person's anus during sexual intercourse and eating it all out

She hit my line asking for some Hawaiian Brown Nose

by DiddlyPuff98 November 12, 2024

Hawaiian volcano

Cock ass perturbing turbo charge anal cock up the dick hole whilst sitting upside down

Cockade lava Hawaiian volcano

by Hawaiian Volcano October 8, 2016

Hawaiian beef casket

A very valuable type of casket that the Hawaiians still use to this day to bury their emperors and Pharaohs. yes the casket is made of real 100% beef.

karen will be buried in a hawaiian beef casket

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Hawaiian Submarine

The act of filling a condom with sperm, then boiling the rubber, and inserting it into ones anus.

Hey bro, I just burned myself doing a Hawaiian Submarine. I’m going to the ER right now!

by The Hawaiian Submarine Slayer August 5, 2021

Hawaiian Gerard

King of the Virgins, grabber of the ankles, connoisseur of Hawaiian cock and Inland Empire anus. His vertical jump is second only to his micropenis in size. He is well-versed in Grant, ignorant in sports, and severely allergic to girls.

You better teach your kid some game and sports, you don't want him turning into Hawaiian Gerard.

I got a case of the Hawaiian Gerard, I spent all night with a girl and didn't get any except this allergic response when I got to close to her.

by BigMelly October 6, 2021

Hawaiian Hotrock

The act of stuffing smoldering coals into your partners anal cavity and then having anal intercourse.

"Gosh, me and Rebeca did a Hawaiian Hotrock last night, and man my penis is still burning!"

by PenisTicker March 18, 2025