Mayo Hands

Exceptionally large hands in proportion to the rest of the body, a common genetic abnormality occurring in the natives of an area of western Ireland called Mayo. The reason for the mutation is believed to have come from the natives love for finding potatoes, throwing turf at strangers and means that the area breeds some of the finest volleyball players in the third world.

"Hey, check out these gloves, they cost me like 150 bucks!".
"Wtf, have you got Mayo Hands or something?"

by seedyplaya January 7, 2012

Clinical Handshake

when a man/woman walks into a medical clinic, hospital, or nursing home and uses a comatose patient's hand to masturbate.

The best orgasm can be achieved through a Clinical Handshake.

clinical, hand, shake, clinic

by Blakers-29 May 29, 2012

Sandwich Hands

The lingering scent of cheese and/or onion and/or bread and/or pickles and/or beef after consuming a sandwich and/or burger.

After eating a McMenamins bacon cheeseburger the scent of beef and cheese will linger on your finger tips for hours after digestion.

Ex. "I got a spicy Italian at Subway today and got the worst Sandwich Hands!"

by grayson_1895 January 18, 2013

carolina handshake

The act of having a threesome with your spouse and a relative.

Cletus, his wife Fran, and his cousin Patty, we're caught giving each other a Carolina handshake last night in their trailer.

by Anal Tart October 2, 2013

tallahassee handshake

When you’re naked in the shower and you grab another persons genitals as you would during a regular handshake. Usually used when setting a bet.

I gave Jerry a Tallahassee Handshake to seal the deal!

by Dbith57 June 9, 2017

weak hands

People who can't stand the tension and sell their crypto holdings for a cheap U$D price (the ultimate shitcoin) when it's going down, actually making it even lower . When it's rebounding, they got cut. Strong hands hodl their crypto for life.

- Don't panic, only weak hands selling right now. BTFD!!!

by sl4ck February 11, 2018

aj hands

when your hands turn purple because you’re adopted

yo that kids hand is so purple he must have aj hands

by 69mum October 23, 2019