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walter received a handjob from rebecca last night
by Anonymous hoe February 22, 2019
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the badd bitch handbook

#1 rule of the badd bitch handbook, NO APOLOGIZES
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Handjob

1: A great appetizer.
2: A terrible main course.
1: Ashley got John hard quickly with a brief handjob. She then proceeded to take all seven inches of his love pump into her mouth and let him finish on her chest.

It was the best experience of John's life.

2a: Rebecca gave Mark a handjob last night. At first he was wondering what it would lead to, but it just kept going. He tried very hard to enjoy it, but nearly said, "Stop, stop! I'll just do it myself!" at least twice.

2b: Mark: "I think Rebecca may be mad at me."
Eric: "Why d'you say that?"
Mark: "Well, she gave me a handjob last night."
Eric: "Aw, that sucks, dude."
Mark: "Trust me, there was no sucking involved."
by SKRONK June 23, 2009
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Handjob

The act of a woman rubbing up and down on a man's penis. This will make the man reach an orgasm and will cum.
Angelina and her boyfriend, Michael went camping together near a lake by themselves. Angelina and Michael were sitting by the campfire and got really bored. Then, suddenly, Angelina placed her hand on Michael's pants and start undressing him. Michael was grinning and got a boner. Angelina started giving him a handjob. She rubbed his penis up and down until Michael cummed on Angelina's shirt.
by xXangelwolfXx March 29, 2011
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Handjob

All of a sudden she yanked my pants down. Her hand stroked and squeezed my penis. She nuzzled my balls. In fact, she played with them for 5 minutes! Give me cum, she said. So I stuck my penis in her mouth. And she drank for a full minute. We started doing handjobs every day.
by cccccccccc July 7, 2014
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covered handjob

rubbing a guys penis through his pants, usually resulting in ejaculation (creaming his jeans)
Molly gave me a covered handjob until I creamed my jeans
by Marty October 23, 2003
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amish handjob

A handjob that is given overhanded so that the thumb is closest to the balls. It reminds one of being Amish and working a butterchurner.
You know, Clause if you ever get bored of giving yourself the Stranger you could give yourself an Amish Handjob!
by Mary Booker June 20, 2008
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