Sack Hammer

A hammer made out of rusty steel with a handle made out of red wood, covered in rawhide. The head of the hammer is distinct for having 2 claws that have several small spines, similar to the exterior of a porcupine, located on the front and sides of each claw. When used correctly, the hammer can tear off half of a mans sack in one blow, leaving him belittled and humiliated like a punk ass soft bitch.

"Elizabeth, bring out the sack hammer!" *Said in the most british, caucasian, douche bag voice you can think of. For further examples, watch anything that may appear on the BBC channel.*

"You just got skunked in beer pong! You know what that means little Billy! Bring out my sack hammer and two pounds of petroleum jelly!"

"For the theft of my cotton, at the hands of this dirty dirty nigger slave, I shall sentence him to a whipping, a flogging and sack hammer orgy, where all the white women that he has ever wanted to screw will suck him off, while administering the sack hammer to full usage." -Originally spoken by King George...

by James the Third July 21, 2007

Shinobi Wench Hammer

A Shinobi Wench Hammer is a move during sexual intercourse where the lights are turned out and the male rams the female from the darkness, so hard that she should climax upon landing. Usually performed towards the end of a sexual occurance as a pièce de résistance. It can be executed from infront or behind of a woman. If executed correctly from the rear, it may lead to a Wench Hammer Mudslide

...Silence... *scream of fright then pleasure* "You've just been Shinobi Wench Hammered baby, now lick this mudpie off my sack!"

by Ciderboi February 27, 2009

Slam hammer

the penis

i totally ruptured my slam hammer on maggies rough aerse.

by bill June 7, 2004

siberian sledge hammer

When you stick an ice cube up a girls ass then fuck her as hard as you can

"wow im still so sore from last night" said sarina
"why what happened?" asked layla
"mike gave me a siberian sledge hammer"

by scizzott November 9, 2007

sludge-hammer

When a male is about to ejaculate during sexual intercourse. He then will pull out and bring his cock forward to the females face. The male partner then times his ejaculation and smacks the female in the face with his cock, while simultaniously blowing his load all over her face. (NOTE: This requires near PERFECT timing!)

I sludge-hammered her freaking face last time. She couldn't freaking see! & I think i gave her a black eye..

by Jeary Beary June 21, 2007

sledge hammer

Slam the chick in the side of the head with your balls. Extra big balls are appreciated.

No good if you don't leave a black and blue.

by matt March 2, 2004

Sludge Hammer

When a male smears his penis in shit and repeatedly cocksmacks his girlfriend, usually performed in a construction site porto-potty.

Yeah, we were working on the new municipal building and I gave my girlfriend the old Sludge Hammer during lunch break.

by DieMinze May 17, 2010