The happiness that a person feels when, having eaten half of a terrific sandwich, they then remember that they have a whole other half to eat (a fact that they had forgotten in the bliss of that first half).
Midway through lunch today I experienced some profound halfiness when I looked down and beheld the second part of my reuben untouched.
by time-it March 13, 2014
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It means, to lay in bed.
Not necessarily sleeping, enjoying peace and quiet alone.
Whilst the husband gets up, sorts out dotty
Changes Flo's nappy.
Makes Louie and Olivia's breakfast.
And makes Heidi a cup of tea in bed.
Whilst he's keeping noise to a minimum watching motd.
Not necessarily sleeping, enjoying peace and quiet alone.
Whilst the husband gets up, sorts out dotty
Changes Flo's nappy.
Makes Louie and Olivia's breakfast.
And makes Heidi a cup of tea in bed.
Whilst he's keeping noise to a minimum watching motd.
Where's Heidi?
She's having a lay-in.
She'll be there until one of the kids screams or the dog jumps up and licks her face.
She's having a lay-in.
She'll be there until one of the kids screams or the dog jumps up and licks her face.
by Dirky D. May 19, 2018
Get the Having a lay-in. mug.This is a shortened expression of "having a time" -- So, the act of experiencing any situation--in any context-- mildly or intensely, good or bad.
"Hey, how's it going over there?"
"I'm havin' one."
"See that guy over there, passed out with his sunglasses on and a beer in his hand?"
"Oh yeah. He's definitely havin' one."
"I can't talk right now because shit totally just hit the fan, I'll call you when I'm not havin' one."
"This bar is a little weird, and these people are creeping me out... but I'm still havin' one."
"I'm havin' one."
"See that guy over there, passed out with his sunglasses on and a beer in his hand?"
"Oh yeah. He's definitely havin' one."
"I can't talk right now because shit totally just hit the fan, I'll call you when I'm not havin' one."
"This bar is a little weird, and these people are creeping me out... but I'm still havin' one."
by Lo Mayne June 6, 2019
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Supremely versatile, from minor ‘situations’ like one can’t find ones lighter, to major ‘situations’ like ones girlfriend has left one...
Often most effective when applied to others when trivialising their problems or issues!
Supremely versatile, from minor ‘situations’ like one can’t find ones lighter, to major ‘situations’ like ones girlfriend has left one...
Often most effective when applied to others when trivialising their problems or issues!
If you’re struggling to find your lighter - “I’m having a small one!”
If you see your friend buckle over in agony after stubbing his toe - “Are you having a small one?!”
If you see someone drop a tray of drinks - “she’s having a small one!!”
If someone crashes a car - “he’s having a small one..!”
If you see your friend buckle over in agony after stubbing his toe - “Are you having a small one?!”
If you see someone drop a tray of drinks - “she’s having a small one!!”
If someone crashes a car - “he’s having a small one..!”
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by Da Revivalist March 18, 2021
Get the Havin mug.Means going to eat a snack in your kitchen, but you want to make yourself sound of a higher social status to your friends so you lie and say its a BBQ. Also similar to "I'm going to study" means you are really doing homework, but you try to sound smart to your friends.
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