Hoosie

A male cougar; A man over the age of 30 who likes to date and hook-up with only young women.

Jen: Wow,that guy over there is pretty cute.
Sara: Don’t go for it Jen, that guy is a total hoosie! He only likes younger women...
Jen: Damn!

by Dr. Samuel Goldfinger February 12, 2021

hootieraff

A person who dances extraordinarily to the sound of EDM.

That dude is a fucking hootieraff

by KobeWonGinobli April 3, 2021

hooskerdoodle

When someone tries to hack your phone or other devices.

I think he hooskerdoodled my phone because he gets all my texts.

by Map86 October 7, 2023

horsier

that looks like a horse

My ex is dating a girli who looked exactly like me but horsier

by laeps March 12, 2024

Woke mind virus Noah hooser

The woke mind virus has infected us all.I need help.Noah hooser is touching me.

Noah is infected with the Woke mind virus Noah hooser. He won’t stop touching me.

by Cumlover42069 February 19, 2024