hold kjeft

It's Norwegian for shut up. Use whenever you're in Norway or around a Norwegian person who won't stop pestering you and being a PEST!

Markus: Jeg er Norsk. Jeg er vacker, jeg er--
(I am Norwegian, I am beautiful, I am--)

Ilaria: HOLD KJEFT, MARKUS!!!!
(SHUT UP, MARKUS!!!!)

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover November 2, 2018

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hold my dick

a saying usedvwhen shits about to go down. pronounced:

(ho my dick)

guy 1:dude, u gonna jump?
guy 2: yep.
guy1: i dunno man...seems sketchy
guy2 : hey..hey erik?
guy1: what?
guy2: hold my dick *jump*

by 'bouttogodown April 9, 2011

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Hold Hostage

When you’re waiting on hold for someone and know that the second you answer another call or check another line they’ll answer and hang up when you don’t answer right away.

I’ve been a hold hostage for 8 minutes now. I know that if that whore in accounts receivable picks up when I try and answer this other line she’ll disconnect.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

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hold up swole up

trying to calm someone down cause they are very mad and upset . asking someone to stop hollering and/or cursing.

#1male; I can do anything I f** ing want to, you can' stop me.
#2male; hold up swole up, I'm not gona stop you, but think about it before you do it.

by country bama girl August 7, 2009

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hold your shit together

To stop being a buffoon and act in a socially consistent and acceptable way, by not farting or burping in public.

Even if you are at a bar or pub, and still had more than enough to drink, please hold your shit together; if you want to burp or fart or puke, do everyone a favor and excusecyourself to the restroom.

by Sexydimma August 30, 2014

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The feeling, specifically after eating spicy food and When you know you have a really big shit coming, but you're nowhere near a bathroom and you have to fight desperately to keep it in. These shits tend to be very liquid, hence the referral to a "River".

Person 1: Man, remeber when we left the James Bay concert and then went for Indian?

Person 2: Yeah, why?

Person 1: Cause i had to really hold back the river until i got home, and when i let it go, it got ugly. I don't think my wife was able to go into our bathroom for the next 3 days.

Person 2: Cheers.

by holdingbackthings January 25, 2016

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