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Hide-and-go-pee

When there is only one open urenal next to two guys. You walk up and get ready to go, but then you notice they're looking at you out of the corner of their eyes. To prevent from being checked out, you waddle all the way up to the urenal, effectively hiding your privates.
Guy, "Aw man, one open urenal. I guess I'm in for a game of hide-and-go-pee."

Guy1, "I got to go, but theres only one urenal left"
Guy2, "Just hide-and-go-pee"
by ChucklingBeaver April 6, 2010
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hide under the rainbow

Hiding under the rainbow is when you get caught for doing something wrong (like sexual harassment) and then immediately come out of the closet (i.e. admitting that you are gay). At that point, anyone that says anything derogatory about you is wrong because they are homophobic. See also: Kevin Spacey.
I guess Kevin Spacey thought that now is a good time to hide under the rainbow after he got caught with his hand in the underage cookie jar.
by Goocher2017 October 30, 2017
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hide the sausie

Playing hide the sausie is hiding your sausage in a chicks wet ham wallet. Otherwise known as rooting or fucking
"hey bitches, who wants to play hide the sausie with the big man?"
by Chayman December 19, 2006
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hide and go fuck yourself

A game i spent many a summer days playing...
I used to HIDE in the bathroom AND GO FUCK MYSELF all day long(hide and go fuck yourself).
by Dr. Awesome July 27, 2006
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hide the cat

by ahh lecks November 6, 2009
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hide the ugly

1) So we went back to hers and totally played hide the ugly.

2) All it took was a couple of gin and tonics and she let me hide my ugly.
by beigebloke November 27, 2012
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hide the thing

the materialisation / dematerialisation of necessities such as keys, weed, food, tobacco, running water. usually happens at home, but also can occur in the pockets, friends' coffee tables, etc.
where did that baggy go?

some fucking entity is playing hide the thing with me...
by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011
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