Hatley

A bloke at school who can be angry sometimes other than that is OK. Likes harleys jelly and radnor fizz aka gamer girl bath water

Look at hatley.
Oh yeh i see him.

by SOMEOTAKU November 3, 2019

hartlen

Big junk and realy tall but sweet and giving but strong

Hartlen you are very pretty

by Big Jim my john November 28, 2020

Ruby Hartley

bit of a slut BUT she is actually like pretty swag and stuff. She will love you unconditionally.

I freaking love Ruby Hartley

by poopyfinger11 October 28, 2019

Long hauler

A masturbater with a large dick.

Sally knew Joe as a bit of a long hauler.

by Caasi Notwen September 25, 2020

Hartley

Term used to describe a teenager who lives in Texas who, under a number of different scenarios is probably the most unintelligable person that can be met (in Texas). A Hartley can be anyone who brags about how Modern Warfare 2 just came out but then not even buy it seeing as how the individual doesn't have a gaming system to play said game on. It can also be someone who goes to a Catholic school and gets on the wrestling team but then quits on the first day of practice to go play tennis instead because the person deems it too difficult to participate in said wrestling. Another way to describe a "Hartley" is anyone who has a father that's a laywer that will try to sue you for something that you technically can't even be fined for. Yet again, a "Hartley" is also someone who will have no concern for themselves or others regardless of the situation. Also a "Hartley" can be someone who relentlessly rants about his/her religious beliefs, enough to a point that the people listening to the Hartley will have the desire to tear out their eardrums (even if the people listening have the same religion as the Hartley that is ranting).

So my friend and I were at Walmart to pick up some stuff. And when we were getting close to the register to purchase our groceries, a random dude came up to us and at the top of his lungs yelled, "MAN THAT WRESTLING STUFF WAS TOO HARD, SO I WENT TO GO PLAY TENNIS INSTEAD!!!".
Holy shit, that guy was such a fucking Hartley.

by The Thrash Metal Master June 23, 2011

haute dogs

'Haute hotdogs': hotdogs/ chilidogs that have exotic mix ingredients (e.g. nuts, raisins).

New products marketed as massclusives, like haute dogs are for the experience consumer.

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

Hartley

That teacher that nobody wants - a horrible man with many narcissistic qualities and a hatred for all children.

'Ugh, I hope I don't have Mr Grimmett, he's such a Hartley'.

by Englishteachersarebad1 December 30, 2019