groadie

Something horrificly gross or nasty.

"What you did was so groadie I can't believe it!"

by J. Anthony May 11, 2006

Grode

The physical manifestation of grody behaviours: grime, dirt, filth, grit, mould etc.

After two days in the same socks, Tim's feet were covered in a thick layer of grode, particularly in between his toes.

by Booyaka-shawn October 30, 2003

GroidDroid

Droid application written expressly for the POTUS

Hussein Obama enjoyed his new Droid, with its ultra-cool GroidDroid software. After using his secret password and pressing only six buttons, he destroyed the US economy and started a nuclear war.

by FatAndUgly April 19, 2010

Geoid

Very large female who's center is much wider than her end points.

That fat hoe is not a sphere therefore she is a Geoid. Give her the dirty pog!

by Darrin May September 5, 2003

Gridiron

Refers to American and Canadian football.

I love the gridiron.

by left4ded April 13, 2005

Griddle Bang

During sex, the male knocks the female out with a frying pan in such a way that her orifices constrict around the male's member. In the morning, the female wakes up remembering nothing and the male forces her to cook him breakfast using the aforementioned frying pan.

I really dug the omelette that resulted from the griddle bang with Saundra the other night.

by MuzzSteve October 7, 2008

gridiron hold

To shove an ENTIRE football into ones anus. WARNING: you won't want to play with the football after you do this.

After john showed me his clutch gridiron hold video, I had to try it myself.

by righteousconsumption October 16, 2014