Gobblefest

A Thanksgiving gathering of friends where one friend is dressed as a pilgrim, sacrificed, cooked like a turkey and feasted upon by everyone else. The person sacrificed is typically the first friend to question the purpose of the gathering.

Little Bobby: Well, what the hell is a gobblefest, guys!?
Friends: It's a Thanksgiving celebration, Bob. You'll find out soon enough. Don't forget your pilgrim hat!
Little Bobby: Well, golly gee!! Can't wait, guys!!

by Bdogzz November 15, 2014

Gobbledigook

Something unreadable or worthless.

Without this map, the location is just a bunch of gobbledigook.

by xy33tx March 9, 2019

hop on the gobber

A blow job.

In Example "Tonight Stacy is going to hop on the gobber."

by long lost los February 13, 2009

gobble my knob

Something you can say to a woman if you're interested in getting kicked in the nuts.

He said, "gobble my knob," so I tied him up, took his clothes, and left.

by Stormcrafter April 28, 2006

gobble the goop

swallowing semen with enthusiasm. A knob gobbler who swallows instead of spitting.

1.)from the song "Her thighs are baggy and her boobies droop, but I love the girl that gobbles the goop";
2.) look babe, if you want to keep your sheets dry you are going to have to gobble the goop

by Jagger Shaft May 27, 2006

gobbled

A man recieving oral sex.

A variation on it is "gobbled up."

I got gobbled at that party last night!

by LiquorSuicide May 13, 2005

gobbies

A chick giving a dude a head job

- The art of preforming gobbies is a delicate one

Mike: "You cop gobbies of the bitch last night?

Me: "Aiiiii Selecta"

by Boom Selecta September 14, 2005