grape drapes

The saggy lips of a busted out African Vagina.

That hoe's grape drapes took control of my shaft!

by Kyle J LMADK February 6, 2014

grape juicing

The act of complaining about things you don't actually want to do something about, aka faux-whine.

Project lead: "Oh, man, I'm really tired of doing this job all by myself."

New guy: "Hey, I'd love to help, show me how!"

Project lead: "Oh, I don't know when I'd find the time. I'm just so busy."

New guy: "Dude, stop grape juicing and either let someone else help or stop bitching."

by CatPope March 17, 2014

grapestate

The state in which everything you see is purple.

BOI last night at the concert, I was in total grapestate.

by katinkaling4215 November 23, 2016

Grapevine Mumps

When you have mumps and then start jerking off your dick with a grapevine, before ejaculating into it.

Shit, man! I just committed grapevine mumps because I was so horny!

by c0ckandba11z August 9, 2022

arrow grape

The appearance of an arrow shaped gap between a buttnaked womans legs. pointing towards the holy grape defined by her curvy but and the space between her legs

Phwoar.. look at the arrow grape on her!!

by bretty888 February 26, 2014

bust a grape

Become violent. Snap out

Jim bust a grape and got a month in ad seg.

by mandingoe April 26, 2004

seedless grape gang

men who have had a vasectomy, and are now "shooting blanks"... "no baby batter"

"no worries honey, you won't get pregnant... im a member of the seedless grape gang"

by ZOM BIE July 13, 2009