Reverse Granny

Placing your hand in a bowl of water for 15 minutes, turning on your favorite Susan Sorandan movie, and give yourself a reverse handjob.

Mike spent his entire Saturday night given himself the reverse granny while watching reruns of the Golden Girls season 5.

by Kikker May 18, 2013

The Granny Handy

You soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly, then masturbate.

"The Granny Handy" ... You soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly, then masturbate.

by ykmdinobrown January 13, 2013

Granny beaded

A neck looking like it has a beaded necklace from the toil and sweat of working hard.

All of them workers have got granny beaded necks and muddy jeans from working out on the farm all day long.

by Mannypies August 17, 2009

Granny Ann

The fucking best troll on the web. She poses as a Grandmother. She enjoys baking cookies, collecting nudes, stalking people, being nice, knitting things and being nice.

She can be found on Truthbox.

Granny Ann! bake me some fucking cookies!

No child! ask nicely!

Wh- but. NO!

But then no cookies!

WAIT!

yes?

May I have some cookies?

Yes! (ownnnned.)

by The orginal troll August 12, 2009

granny panties

Soft silky underwear that caresses your body, these undies usually incorperate lacy floral designs and come in very feminine colors, If you have never worn nylon hi cut panties you really should try them at least once as they feel so increaable under your dress or dress pants. Try Vanity Fair nylon hi cut panties once and you will never wear a rope up your butt again. (besides really, come on! Why bother wearing anything at all if your gong to wear that little ropey thingy you call underwear) Hi cut panties rule.

"Hey everyone the secrets out! Granny panties aren't just for grannies anymore"

by Soft and silky May 17, 2006

passion granny

A term used to describe the transformation of elderly person to a born again Christian after witnessing Mel Gibson's 'Passion of the Christ'.

'Do you think your grandma will buy us wine again?'
'Naw, ever since she saw the passion of the christ, she won't buy me alcohol'
'She's such a passion granny'

by Ebonyks September 11, 2009

Gangsta Granny

Biggest road woman on the street she was stealing from that bitch the queen then busted and when on a madness speed on the scooter and cheffing people who don't like tea so don't fuck with her or she will put you six feet under

Random Kid"Walking"
Gangsta Granny "Who da fuck do ya think u talkin about dick head suck ya mum"
Random Kid"What?"
Gangsta Granny 'pulls out rambo' " you fuckin what mate and stabs him 97 times and speed away at a whopping 7 mph

by ImNotANoncee:) June 24, 2020