Penis Gobbler

A fruit roll-up like editable condom, when expired causes hallucinations

this chick ate a penis gobbler off my dick and she got mad sick.

by xacy83 February 21, 2011

gobble cock

a bitch with a huge nose who puts dents in your stomach while blowing you

your ho is a major gobble cock

by twisted dick September 4, 2003

Gobles

A town in southwest Michigan known for football, and coincidentally football players are worshiped as gods and given anything they want.

Also one of the areas in the state that has an extremely high STD rate.

Person 1: Gobles? Where is that?
Person 2: Uhm somewhere where they love football too much.

by Undercover Writer February 11, 2009

knob gobbler

A person who enjoys sucking cock so much, that they truly go overboard.
By "overboard" I mean slobbering all over the cock (or drool dripping onto it), as well using their teeth (or gums if no teeth) to munch and knaw on the head. This knob gobbling technique is usually performed by women (or men for that matter) who have not had a cock to suck on for quite a while, or a prostitue who is being paid to suck the cock in this type of fashion (commonly found with no teeth).

"gee-whiz, that prostitute was a fabulous knob gobbler: she salivated all over my cock and gave a great gumjob while she was at it"

by Bossplaya February 15, 2005

Gie us a gobble

(Scottish Ned slang) To request that a fair maiden partake in smoking one's pole and / or place one's testis in her mouth.

"Gonna gie us a gobble, hen?" - Would you perhaps like to service my manhood with your mouth, fair maiden?

"She wouldnae gie us a gobble, pal!" - She refused to partake in smoking my pole and / or did not allow me to place my testis in her mouth, good sir!

by Gr8 August 20, 2009

gobble

the act of giving head to a man in a manner that is similar to inhaling a large slab of meat

man look at your mom gobble that

by kyle glazier November 12, 2003

Gobblered

When someone grabs a guy's balls from behind, in between his legs, and lifts. The guy is suspended in the air momentarily and isn't sure what to do. Usually, he jumps.

That guy just got gobblered, he didn't even know what to do!!!!!!

by meeper3x February 23, 2010