Goobergiser

A monkey without balls and a brain.

You are a Goobergiser

by MATADIO December 9, 2003

goober snatch

An imaginary disease, which may not be so imaginary. Usually involves goobers exiting a woman's vaginal cavity. Commonly known as "dirty whore syndrome."

Guy driving by hookers with friends: "Eh, I bet she's got a hefty case of the goober snatch."

by ImTotallyGoingToStalkYou May 11, 2007

gooberish

Gooberish means someone or something is silly

Mason took a gooberish amount of time to get back to me

by Stormbehr October 3, 2017

Gooberfrak

A verb describing two unsightly people having sexual intercourse.

A combination of the word Goober, or Snot, which is hailed to be disgusting, and Frak, derived from Fuck, which would entail sexual intercourse.
Gooberfrak, Gooberfrakking.

See also; Gooberfrakker(s), Gooberfraks,

"Oh my god, I walked in on my parents Gooberfrakking on the couch! It was disgusting!!!"

Jock: "Hey there Nerd. I saw you get out of the car with your nerd girlfriend."
Nerd: "So?"
Jock: "Well? Were you getting some sweet gooberfrak going on or what?! -laughs and walks away-"
Nerd: o_o?

by Torphius March 11, 2009

Goobersnake

Goobersnake is slang for a penis, cock, dick, etc.

"That girl told me Mike M. has a small goobersnake."

by TG489 February 4, 2010

goobada

GOO-BAAD-AH.
Used as a praise.
From Irish Origin;

Short for "Good on Ya'"

Daughter: Mom! I aced a test!
Mom: Goobada honey!

by kanzays. March 16, 2011

Goobershnoper

A sharp object impaling someone in their eye.

If you don't stop I will goobershnoper you!

by Jack Jennings April 1, 2011