goob

goob is very very tiny man and he is really tiny because he’s just a tiny goob

goob is a baby

by goobisthebest November 22, 2021

Goob’s Law

For every person that dies in the gooblagoon, Zakai and Adrian will take 3 breaks.

Guy1: heard about Goob’s law?
Guy 2: no what is it?
Guy 1: if some people die on our shift we can take 3 breaks

by Idunnomanz3 September 23, 2025

Goob

The use of Home made gravity bongs (a way of smoking weed) most commonly made from a plastic bottle and a cup.

Hey Alexander, you tryna goob this weekend?

by Scooby-Doo2goob4u June 5, 2018

rub goob

Rubbing a goob, or rubbing one's goob is a colloquialism which means to forcefully have oral sex. Can be used to describe rape but mostly it is not.

Person 1: Yo! Sandra let me rub goob all over her face!
Person 2: She has herpes.

by sluckygush April 11, 2022

gloobu goo goob

Someone unbelievably silly.

"Ugh, Daniel is such a gloobu goo goob."

by ChippyChip September 24, 2023

Goob

Short for goober, adds more retardedness to calling someone a goober.

Jake: Hey dan, you see this goob.
Dan: yeah he is acting pretty retarded.

by Mr. Goober June 12, 2018

Goob

If you ever get called a goob, prepare for your life to become a spiral of pain and torment the word its self seems harmless but it is really a gateway for ancient evils to enter this world and corrupt your mind.

You goob
Your such a goober
Ok then you goob

by Scotbot February 7, 2019