God

An impossible self contradiction.

1.To be GOD, an entity must be an ontological person that is infinite in scope.

2.To be an ontological person is to have a specific identity.

3.To have a specific identity is to necessarily be finite.

4. Any theistic or deistic notion of God has a specific identity.

5. Any theistic or deistic notion of God therefore is necessarily finite and cannot be infinite.

6.By modus tollens from 1 and 5, any theistic or deistic notion of God cannot be GOD as it cannot both be infinite and finite.

by FX_Infidel January 23, 2010

God

1. Supreme Being, Unlimited Consciousness.
2. a black male; normally in the cipher of the %5 Nation of Gods and Earths this term is used in reference to black men.

Greeting: " Yo, peace God what's today's mathematics"

by Wisdoma Allah July 24, 2003

God

Santa claus for adults.

Christina: God bless you!
Charles: I needn't the blessings of Santa claus for adults.

by Charles_The_IPUist June 27, 2012

God

Close to the french word "gode" who stand for "godemichet", a french name to say dildo.

Oh my god, I never travel without mine.

by Sylvain :) March 29, 2008

God

A word used to make the mentally ill people of our society act like baboons.

Bill:I beleive in GOD
Ben:Your going to rot in the ground like every other living organism.

by ben May 13, 2005

God

A ferret...Yes, God is a ferret.

I decided to summon God on December 21, 2012 and it turns out he's a ferret with a white robe and a long white beard. I picked God up and started throwing him at random people causing them to turn to dust.

by nickreaper December 2, 2011

God

1) A poor excuse for people to believe in something

2) Do religious people SERIOUSLY believe there's an invisible man living in the clouds?

3) Poorly made religious figure

4) Something more unexplainable than UFO's and alien porn combined.

There is no God, there is only purgatory....Earth itself

by James Lowe December 17, 2004