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Gob Hoser

Another term for: “Dentist Assistant”

A mongrel who will literally suck every bit of hydration from your gob.

(Gob. A slang derivative of the word *mouth*)

They continually fail to achieve their one and only purpose: To keep their hose from sticking into your tongue.

Most of them don’t initiate or hold any conversation and usually look like they regret all their life choices leading up to that point.
Bogan 1: “Aww man guess what. I had to go to the dentist the other day, and the Gob Hoser sucked all the spit from me mouth.

Bogan 2: “What a dipstick”
by Modest_Sphincter August 6, 2020
mugGet the Gob Hosermug.

Gob Job

When she succ the coke off ur dick b
“Damn Goblins gettin that gob job from that Gob Groupie!”
“Let’s get it boys”
by Mel_Strange November 29, 2020
mugGet the Gob Jobmug.

Gobbing Off

An unsubtle misusage of the English language to mask an innuendo, by cock whores pretending to be confrontational and loud, ashamed to admit their love for a mouthful of cock.

The act of giving fellatio to a group of men in the same room.

Often undertaken by cock whores and cum sluts at the rugby club on matchday, on a team of sweaty sportsmen
Debbie's accosted the team again, gobbing off as usual. Someone will be getting a right mouthful.

Debbie!! Debbie's about to take a right mouthful!!

Watch how she doesn't spill a drop!
by Rural Lexicographer October 25, 2025
mugGet the Gobbing Offmug.

GOB

Early 2000's Canadian pink/grunge rock band that is absolutely AMAZING and was featured in games like NHL 2002
"I've seen you now about the fourth time baby
But you know that I've got nothing to say
Its so charming to look on your face but your eyes
Inviting something I just can't do now I've been around
About you hood I'm looking for you just to shine some light
On my day feels like ages since I've been out your way
I've been caught up with handful of new sensation"
-GOB, 2000
by Probably still a virgin July 31, 2022
mugGet the GOBmug.

fuck gob day

we all hate generic object battle its so gross!!! so hate it. happens any day
"wanna hate gob today man?" "YES YES!!!" "i love fuck gob day."
by gob fan. December 20, 2022
mugGet the fuck gob daymug.

Gob

I had to nurse my gob back to health last night.
by applehater5 December 9, 2024
mugGet the Gobmug.

Gob

“Gob” is not a thing it’s an idea and it’s prophets are the “Gobbies” and those who do not believe

Are classified as “Jonah” he is the embodiment

Of denial against the “Gobbies” but We the Gobbies will not bow before the Jonah’s and conform to his wicked and stubborn ways keep up the good fight.
Gob is not slang for Slobber or sussy Stuff it is an idea :)
by The Gob gospel October 3, 2022
mugGet the Gobmug.

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