slober gob

Someone who's none-stop dribbling from their mouth (Gob)

Mainly a British term used for offensive language exchange
You twat! you're dribbling that much you might as well be a Slober Gob
by f3nn3y February 04, 2024
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Gob-Slap

To get your shit rocked by a Goblin's palm
"Damn dude, my 5th level Paladin got totally gob-slapped by the Goblin Monk."
by rambozotheclown October 11, 2019
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sofa gob

Sofa Gobs are those who comment on and/or criticise reality tv participants - (xfactor, britains got talent, im a celeb) and think they can do better themselves. Sofa gobs are closely related to back seat drivers and couch potatoes.
"Sofa gobs" can be found the length and breadth of the UK on Saturday and Sunday evenings commenting on popular television programmes.

"I could do better meself sat on this bloody sofa than that crock of shite and i`ve got a bloody sore throat!"

"Look at the state of her - Kitty needs to go"
"Listen to that Devlin - sounds like a cat on heat"
"Omg - shes an ugly cow"
"Is that Fatima a bloke?"
"I could have got all them stars!"
by Sara Rabbit November 27, 2011
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gib gob

"hey, he suck gob lmao"
gib gob: to sucketh thy gobeth
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Gob Hoser

Another term for: “Dentist Assistant”

A mongrel who will literally suck every bit of hydration from your gob.

(Gob. A slang derivative of the word *mouth*)

They continually fail to achieve their one and only purpose: To keep their hose from sticking into your tongue.

Most of them don’t initiate or hold any conversation and usually look like they regret all their life choices leading up to that point.
Bogan 1: “Aww man guess what. I had to go to the dentist the other day, and the Gob Hoser sucked all the spit from me mouth.

Bogan 2: “What a dipstick
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Gob

I had to nurse my gob back to health last night.
by applehater5 December 09, 2024
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Gob

The word Gob refers to an ancient God/Deity, and comes from Latin America. There have been sightings of them. They are in the human world and their name is Alexis according to old inscriptions in the island of Trinidad and Tobago. They're older than earth itself.

Their daughter's name is Jeebus and was born two thousand and twenty-one years ago.

There is a Bible, 'The Gob Bible' . You can speak to her if you can find her.
"I am a part of Crispianity and follow the religion of Gob."
by Almighty Gob September 02, 2021
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