Gobshite

Definition of an irish "genius". Goes alongside wanker and eejit.

"How the feck did this gobshite get on telly?!"

by TheMostRealSlimShadyOnMars March 21, 2022

Gobshite

A foolish mind puppeteers and mind puppet complex who talk Inside Information in public spaces where non-Gobshites can hear, while always pleading ignorance if questioned.
Gobshites periodically eat Shit as a punishment.

Gobshite: "Blah blah blah, {Inside Information Words}, Blah blah blah"

Non-gobshite at next table: {cough}, gobshites, {cough}.

by B D Eye April 13, 2022

Gobshyte

Also known as a "Boris"

Johnson and Rees-Mogg are two typical Tory GOBSHYTES.

by Jijjim April 19, 2022

Gobsphobic

Hatred or Fear towards Gobs

Male 1: I hate gobs

Male 2: You are Gobsphobic

by !realpapichulo May 2, 2022

gobshog

A gobshog is when someone does anything stupid or messes up with something

Did you see Scott drowned in the water, what a gobshog

by Jmcgwn July 17, 2022

Gobstoppered

When someone deficates in a girls mouth and she chokes, she has to wash it down with jizz

Bro! I totally gobstoppered her, she was choking out!

by JoeFerrid1 December 5, 2022

Gobster

Gobster or “The Gobster” is a nickname for someone with the name Gabrielle. It’s typically associated with simp or cuck-like behaviour but can also be placed onto a person who is just a little bit stupid. A common weakness for people under the Gobster label is a drop of milk as it causes the to projectile shit all over their bathroom walls. They are highly fond of meatsticks which is there main source of nutrition.

Person A: Oh look, there is the Gobster

Person B: I wonder if they wiped their ass properly from their last shitting episode.

by Logan7405 March 18, 2023