Gobble gum

when you get a blowjob from and old lady without dentures

yo bro I just got gobble gumed from your granny

by Blake's mom March 27, 2016

Gobble the Goose

when you "perform oral sex" on a man... hell I don't know. you know, when you gobble a goose. the goose is the penis. penises sort of look like geese...from a distance

When Charlie gobbled the goose, it tasted like chicken.
On a cold, winter night Harry was alone. I was alone. What the hell, no one would find out, so I gobbled his goose for fun.

by Charlie December 30, 2003

gobble and cheese

to give a blowjob, then suddenly discover that the flavour and texture reminds you of cheese

damn! that blowjob was disgusting it was like gobble and cheese

by john p foster August 15, 2006

Turkey Gobble

Where a girl starts playing with your ball sack(representing a turkeys hangy thing)

I enjoy it when my girl turkey gobbles me.

by ErIk10891000 November 21, 2020

Gobble-lung

Deadly disease of the lungs. Symptoms include: Inflammation of lungs and surrounding organs, coughing blood, weakness, nausea, and death.

Person 1: "I heard Liv coughing earlier. Think she's got the ol' gobble-lung."
Person 2: "Shame. It was nice knowing her."

by Gwundezeron December 3, 2022

COCK~GOBBLE

The sound he/she makes when getting throat fucked!

Are you ready to cock~gobble? It's gobble time!

by Str8sexychk February 8, 2023

gobble stopper

When you are the person who walks on on your homie eating his girl out and they have to stop.

Yo Braden why you have to be such a gobble stopper
I don't know man i just gotta stop that gobble

by SmallWangWarrior October 2, 2020