A Gooner Goatee

You happen to find yourself in an all too familiar situation, Charlie ‘big balls’ Follon is squatting above you as you rest. You are awoken by a trembling queef, you proceed to service his batty ring, leaving you with a shit stain around your mouth, you have been given a gooner goatee!

“Sammy Dawbarn keeps coming downstairs with a gooner goatee, the cheeky bitch”

by Owen melling February 21, 2021

Gooner

A female's sex organs or vagina.

My gooner is sore from too much sex.

by Annie Badass April 27, 2006

gooner

the state of being more "goon" or "G acting" than another person place or thing.

jill is gooner than brian.

by football junkie June 7, 2009

ganer

Is a large weight of coke.

Let's go do a ganer. I wanted to buy a ganer for this weekend.

by Tamtam January 9, 2014

Gooner

The epistemological roots from this term stem from the phrase "man" or "dude". Popularized by Sydney Plavins, this word quickly spread to a greater network of people.

man dude guy

1. "Oh my God gooner, are you fucking serious?"
2. "Gooner, noooooooooo. It actually broke?"

by Shannon231 January 6, 2008

gooner

When TommyInnit asks people to be a Jerry goon. They are not 'zoomers' or ' boomers' but 'GOONERS'. They are TommyInnit's slaves and enjoy being there slaves!! He is a good slave owner. jk

"Come on gooners to the island. Stare at the victim " - TommyInnit

by SpuddySpuddy November 8, 2019

GOONer

A goon but more goonish.

You heard about that GOONer.

by DaMightyNose June 2, 2022