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Gamer Gunk

Gamer Gunk is an accumulation of dead skin cells and hand sweat that form on any given controller while gaming for long periods of time. It is a waxy substance that some pro gamers believe actually helps them play better by providing a bit of "grit."
"Mang0 lost the tournament after washing his controller, he didn't have any gamer gunk."
by Voidgames January 1, 2023
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Aren Gamer

A gamer who is clueless on how to play and will fuck everything up for you if you play co-op. He's also pretentious, looking down on anything with bad graphics. His social life makes angels weep, as he is completely blinded from logical thinking due to his head being stuck so far up his rectum, and it having cemented it's position due to being up there since birth. His parents are drug addicts and don't care about him, leaving his only means of escapism and joy to games. Whilst being so bad at them, he doesn't know it and acts like he's the Faze Clan leader. Commonly boasting that he's MLG, he hides the fact he can't recall what an Xbox controller looks like or who Nintendo are. His knowledge of gaming is pathetic. Nobody wants to go near him, as he has a highly contagious condition of retardism and isn't afraid to show it/scare away predators with it. Avoid at all costs, for you safety and well-being.
Person A: *joins Xbox party* Hey, who's that guy without a mic?
Person B: Oh, him? He's my little brother. He's such and Aren Gamer though.
Person A: How's that?
Person B: Well... his favorite game is Kinect Star Wars.
by Jerrika12 December 20, 2014
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Family Gamer

Life goes on... And as everything, your gamer experience changes with it. In the beginning, your game experience is centered around competitive aspects, such as rank, ladder and climbing. You can play for hour an hours, alone or with friends.

At some point in life, your responsibilities, professional or student life, start to affect your gaming experience. Your focus is now enjoyment, passing time and sometimes escaping from reality. You don't have the motivation of climbing, grinding. Playing alone in a competitive environment is now out of question. You prefer to play single players, or sometimes play a ranked game with your friends.
Family Gamer 1: "Yesterday I played Assassin's Creed."
Family Gamer 2: "Really? At this point I'm only waiting for Cyberpunk."
Gamer: "Jesus, this mercy is f##ing retarded."
Family Gamer 3: "When was the last time you played alone a multiplayer game."
Family Gamer 1: " I do not remember, but I have to finish a paperwork."
by Gaio December 1, 2020
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live wirez gamer

A little Xbox bitch who fills his twitter and YouTube pages with lies and hypocrisy. Also nominated for Corporate Slave Award (CSA). WTF did this mothafucka smoke before saying that anyone over the age of 18 who plays Crash Bandicoot is a sex offender? Like, geez, bro. There is no one more desperate over Xbox shit like this guy.
That Live Wirez Gamer guy has started another controversy over the PS4 exclusives again...
by UrbanDictionaryAdminDK421 December 18, 2017
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Smoke the Gamer Pipe

A phrase that means "to suck dick." Only gamers have gamer pipes and can call their penis a "gamer pipe."
"Dude, those two girls came over and smoked the gamer pipe while I beat The Witcher 3."

"Wow man, I wish girls would smoke the gamer pipe at my place."
by snarkeater September 13, 2018
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Epic Gamer Moment

A period of time or event that is deemed “Epic” by gamers. One of the best things you can get called by a Gamer is Epic.
Dave: Woah Man
Kevin: What
Dave: I just 360 no scoped someone on COD
Kevin: Bruh that really is an Epic Gamer Moment
Kevin(In game): BrUh cAn wE kIcK DaVe hE iS hAcKiNg
Game: DaveBoi69 has been kicked for hacking
by Fedora Stoat July 19, 2019
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True Gamer

There are a lot of definitions for this word and pretty much most of them are right, but they're all leaving out a vital detail : Gaming isn't just playing one company's systems and only the systems of that one company. To be a true gamer, you accept that a good game is a good game and you shouldn't give a crap what system it's on.
Guy 1: I only play games for PS3.

Guy 2 : Not me I'm a true gamer. I play all good games. Xbox, Nintendo, Play Station, PC, whatever.
by AaronXXX November 15, 2010
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