glazed chocolate doughnut

after pulling a cleveland steamer on a girl cum all over the poop and it looks like a glazed chocolate doughnut

lidia: yesterday tom gave me a glazed chocolate doughnut it tasted so good

by bl123 October 19, 2008

Glaze

To try and play someone for a fool.

She thought I was a donut, she tried to glaze me..

- Eric B. and Rakim

by ritchieb May 2, 2008

Glazed

A glazing, the act there of; When someone ejaculates on someones forehead and throws sprinkles in their face you say"You got glazed". Original idea based out of Abita, Louisiana. Best used in swinger party situations when you can hit a dude in the face with a load, and have your woman finish him off with sprinkles.

"Ha ha, you just got glazed bitch!"
"Damn Ryan, you just glazed the fuck outta Tyler"
"Sprinkle, Sprinkle, bitch...you got glazed"

by Jervanic March 9, 2010

Glazed Bagel

The act of ejaculating on a woman's behind as she lies on her stomach, then rubbing the ejaculate across her butt cheeks with the tip of your penis. The end result being that her butt cheeks are covered in a glaze which depending on nationality may in fact resemble a glazed plain bagel.

As Julie lie on the bed near the window, John stood in awe as the glazed bagel he had just given Julie was twinkling in the moonlight ever so beautifully.

by SquirrelPimp May 7, 2014

All In A Glaze Work Burger

A burger with a balsamic glaze

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the All In A Glaze Work Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Glazer Lazer

A incredibly well respected man. He has the personality of an angel and the face of a God. He really is someone who is kind, caring and loving. He tends to really love women by the name of Lauri Epstein(the most beautiful girl in town). Glazer Lazer also has a big lazer which is euphemism for his large penis that drives the women cray cray! oh and he also has a killer 6-pack!

Wow!! Check how perfect that guy is?? He must be a Glazer Lazer!

by The G Lazer June 3, 2013

Glaze your donut

To have someone shoot a load of cum on and around your gaped butthole making it look like a glazed donut

(Whispers in her ear while fucking)
“I’m gonna glaze your donut”

by Test Her limit bruh October 9, 2020