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Gilbert

A creature composed by a head with an abnormally large nose and two legs that appeared in the Berserk manga at chapter 215. Most people like to refer him as "Schnoz" when thats not even his real name. His real name is Gilbert. GILBERT!!! Get it right.
Isidro: What is this weird ass looking creature
Schierke: His name is Gilbert
by Fatmonkeysexmonkey January 24, 2024
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Gilbert Tighe

Gilbert Tighes are the saddest cvnts on earth, they are a tight ass even though they have a net worth of 400 million dollars.
Stfu bro, your acting like a gilbert tighe.
by I hate u gilbaby August 10, 2022
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Gilbert

A man with unreasonably sexy knees
I was sitting beside Gilbert yesterday and I couldn’t take my eyes off his knees.
by Gibby575 February 24, 2021
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Gilbert Football

A team that will come on to your home field, kick your ass and then take your cheerleaders back home with them a fuck them harder than you ever could.
Damn my girl went with this Gilbert Football player last night and now she won’t call me back.
by Chad Leaphart November 16, 2020
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Gilbertted

When you do something silly, often in a work setting, and as a result, you get called a fool with the use of a Gilbert Gottfried GIF.
Bob: I accidentally deleted a VM and as a result, I got Gilbertted.
by stevecro May 19, 2025
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Taking a Gilbert

When your friend states they will be somewhere by a certain time, then falls asleep for hours instead.
Aw man, I invited Jeff to play Call of Duty, I guess he decided he was taking a Gilbert instead.

Was going to to go out tonight, ended up taking a Gilbert instead.
by SlicktheWild July 3, 2024
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