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Gerome

Best Asshole Boyfriend Ever. Loyal, fiercely protective, intelligent, wise beyond reason, transcends most other human beings. Highly competitive, always wins, never loses. Always right. Server of crow. See also Sexual God, Wolf, Alpha, Amazing.
You should leave that woman alone, her boyfriend is Gerome.
by WolfDen May 29, 2018
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Geometry

I hate this subject with a burning passion, it is not applicable to anything that will ever be used ever unless you take a stupid job as a high school math teacher. It is especially stupid because our teacher made us write a fuck ton of proofs and my wrist still has PTSD from that.
Whats your grade in Math?
I wanna die.
The class is easy if you try.
Shut the fuck up Max Geometry is a stupid subject.
by YungTejano2004 March 7, 2019
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Gnome kisses

An alternate phrase for Eskimo kisses or kunik.

A gnome kiss, nose kiss, or nose rub, is the act of pressing the tip of one's nose against another's nose, usually interpreted as a friendly greeting or affectionate gesture.
by Shantik March 16, 2021
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The Gnome Army

The Gnome Army (Noun): A group of Emancipated Gnomes united together to stop oppression and fight the Worldwide Garden Rebellion.

The Gnome Army originates in Costa Mesa, California and now has Branch Headquarters across the US, Canada and Australia.

For further information, visit www.TheGnomeArmy.com
"Martha, our gnome is no longer in the garden - he has left to join The Gnome Army!"
by TheGnomeArmy.com October 24, 2007
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letter gnome

A gnome whose existance involves altering written and/or typed correspondance, after is has been sealed, so that grammatical, orthographical, and/or typographical errors appear to be errors originating with the author. Their existence is a scientific fact.
"Of course I know the correct meaning of ironic! Letter gnomes wrote that song!" -- Alanis Morissette
by meta1monkey June 18, 2010
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Chromosome Gnome

A Chromosome Gnome refers to a man or woman with small stature that either has down syndrome or shows similar mannerisms to someone on the autism spectrum.
Look at that chromosome gnome over there doing 2+2 on his calculator
by Gluey and Gooy June 23, 2019
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Polishing the gnome

I was just out watering the roses and polishing the gnome
by Green Fingered December 24, 2014
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