13th General Order of a Sentry

In the Navy and Marine Corp there are 11 General Orders of a Sentry, however there are an unofficial twelfth and thirteenth referred to by many.

RDC to Recruit: "What is the "13th General Order of a Sentry?"

Recruit to RDC: "To walk my beat, beat my meat, and fuck/shoot anything within 50 feet."

by Little Dickie January 3, 2009

General Contractor

General Contractors or GC hire professionals to complete work on home projects. They charge a huge mark up on the labor cost of unlicensed tradesman such as Plumbing, Electrical and Havc. Along with other members of the construction community such as Masons and Carpenters. Their job is to insure that the work is completed not to code and by people who can’t speak English when the home owners try to speak to them.

Jerry the GC: I want to be the best General Contractor in the world.

Larry: How are you going to do that?

Jerry the GC: I will hire as many unskilled illegal Mexicans as I can and pay them nothing to produce crappy work.

Larry: Sounds like you’re the BEST for sure. Will you put crooked tile in my home now?

Jerry the GC: Sure will and plumbing that will only work for a few years!

by Killer Beess February 10, 2012

On General Principles

A term coined by Hunter S. Thompson, it's basically just a faster, cooler way of saying "because of basic morals(usually yours)". Often concerns inflicting violence on horrible people.

“That fucking monkey should be killed—or at least arrested—on general principles,”
-Hunter S. Thompson

by John Crawfish August 4, 2010

Generalize

Something people who hate America do. They say "omg they all suck" because of a few percentage of it.

"americans are all racists"
"how are you going to generalize a whole fucking country like that"

by PI55 October 4, 2018

General Shop

A horny young indian who kicks at least 20 people at a pk trip.

General Shop kicked lancer 3000 and diegosage again for making out at the greaters during a pk trip.

by Senator Rick Santorum October 13, 2006

generalite

One who spends most of their time on the NationStates General Forum.

Also, a word that always makes me think of Gentile. Don't ask.

The Generalites came up with a motto, I think, but I can't remember what it is.

by Artamazia May 8, 2005

General Explicit

Any use of a swear words or phraze used to express emotion, usually of pain or dismay such as what is said when a hammer smashes thumb situation, but can also used to express joy or happyness. Most common used general explicits are "god damn it" son of a bitch" or just "shit" or "fuck."

"Oh shit, im late for work"
"I just got a blumkin, Fuck yeah"
"Damn it that hurt"
"Ahhh Fuuuuck, I dont want to give you a blow job"
Teller:"You owe the bank $50,000"
You:"Fuck my ass that blows big floppy donkey dick"
"I hate my (insert general explicit of choice) life.

by Cheezus Crust April 29, 2009