Gastard

Noun. A combination of gas and retard.
Somone who drives a giant, fuel inefficient SUV then has the balls to complain about paying $400 a week to keep it gassed up. Often seen with a "Gas Prices Suck" bumper sticker.

Gastard: Something needs to be done about this, I just spent $110 to fill up my Escalade.
Smart person: maybe you should buy a car with better milage.
Gastard: but I NEED! my hulking status symbol!
Smart Person: Gastard

by Wolf89 January 3, 2007

Gansterman

A man who has the balls to protect his girl and doesn't let no punk ass bitches get in his way. If they do he will not think twice about to pulling his piece out and smoking the coward ass fool.

You snuffed that guy and now you are a gansterman.

by Razio Rodriguez January 3, 2008

ganster cheese

its when you get a ganster to give you a cheese sandwitch

santa claus gave me a mean ganster cheese

by pubichair April 23, 2008

Gaston Extra Orafice

The hole in the abdomen attached to a colostomy bag. A rarely used sexual orafice whose use is often frowned upon by polite society. This orafice is not found on all people, but when found should be used with care.

Betty and Bill had been married for nearly 42 years and there was little magic left in their marriage. But after many beers and shots of tequila they discovered that her Gaston Extra Orafice was a great way to bring back the magic. Bill was especially aroused when he realized that this Gaston Dirty No No Hole allowed him to do an Alabama Hot Pocket with out all the work.

by bullyschongle March 17, 2010

Galstopi

A Galstopi is a dumb ass person who likes to do things racially motivated

"Ivan is a Galstopi

by Jillini/Jash February 14, 2022

Gaston meneses

A “Gaston meneses” is a very unsettling creature. It waddles on it’s only two legs and consistently makes very odd noises for attention. It’s favorite word is “Frat” and if you want to make it happy just talk about Greek life. Many have said that it’s eyes have traces of evil in them and it’s intentions are cruel.

WARNING: Do not get it drunk, if you do. Just let it be alone for a couple hours till it sobers up.

Did you see that “Gaston meneses” at rush? It had eyes like a great white and was very on edge whole time.

by THE TREE BRANCH 99 April 2, 2022

gansta

townie fucks who thing they are "hardnuts" as they would say. They pick dumb fights on peoplem two times as small as them so they are almost garenteed to win.

Mate awww I am a Gansta...mate

by I'll take your souls! March 14, 2004