Garfield

When a ginger shaves his pubes and doesnt brush them off and gets a blowjob from a girl therefore leaving hair in her mouth which she then chokes on and coughs up a "hair ball"

"Dude, I heard you hooked up with a fatty last night?"

"Haha yeah, I gave her the Garfield!"

by The Anonymous Garfield Bandit November 5, 2009

Garfielded

a natural disaster that occurs in Day of Defeat when Garfield79 pwns multiple members of the opposing force and/or captures all the flags in a spectacular, very badass manner. endings: -ing -ed

DUDE! Ya'll just got Garfielded!!!! LOL, that was a fucked up Garfielding!!!

by Garfield79 (BagofPot) October 21, 2004

Garfield boi

A big boi cat that loves that tasty lasagna you steal his lasagna he will eat you as his lasagna so don’t mess with my big nigga Garfield

I would totally smash that Garfield boi all night bro

Same

by I wanna eat Garfield booty October 5, 2018

Garfield

A pinnacle of virtue and masculinity, equipped with godlike physical strength, an unbeatable penchant for one-liners and more skills and talents than an orange, striped Swiss army knife on steroids. His many deeds are recounted in the works of the scribe Shakespeare Hemingway.

"Why have you not invited Garfield? Do you fear to face real man?" asked Queen Elizabeth II to Prince William with challenge.

by Thatdarnmeowth October 19, 2023

GARFILE'D

An annoying word that AlteredBeast posts in various topics within PotD.

GARFILE'D!
Garfile'd!
Garfile'D!

by AlteredBeast April 9, 2005

Garfield

To me tired, pissed off, fed up with, or hungry for lasagna.

Tom: "I'm so garfield right now bruh, like you don't even know"

Jack: "Bro quit playing, I'm so garfield I could eat 5 lasagna's"

Matt: "You garfield bro?"

by soGarfieldBruh October 1, 2014

Garfield

A fat or thick vagina.

That girl has a Garfield.

by JayD0423 October 16, 2015