The list of three celebrities that an individual is allowed to screw without receiving shit from his/her significant other. It is not likely that a person will ever need to employ the Guilt-Free Three, but it should be discussed in every relationship. Just in case.
Honey, I know you're not happy that I slept with David Bowie, but you really can't complain. I told you ages ago that he was in my Guilt-Free Three.
by Lard Boy August 5, 2007
Get the Guilt-Free Three mug.Guilt tax is the unspoken guilty feeling one has when they are recipients of a generous gift, and mostly likely, have failed to reciprocate at the equal level. The guilt tax is especially high during the holidays when wealthier parents or friends give lavish gifts.
Karen to sister Beth: "Oh my gosh, Mom got me this expensive bracelet for Hannukah and all I got her was a pepper mill."
Beth: "Too bad for you! You're going to be paying the guilt tax for months!"
Beth: "Too bad for you! You're going to be paying the guilt tax for months!"
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Get the Guiltified mug.The guilt trip feisty parents like to send their children on when the darlings have become too big to spank.
Sorry, dude, I can't rage with you tonight. My room is a mess and my dad just gave me a one-way ticket on Guilt Airlines.
by droogie toogie August 28, 2012
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