Grimsomnia

The nightly ritual of trying to sleep and just when you're about to drift off, you suddenly recall eveey embarrassing thing you ever did in high resolution.

"Hey, I know you're tired but remember when you wrote out that short but anatomically specific rant about checking yourself for testicular lumps but you opened the wrong window on your phone and accidentally sent it to your elderly piano teacher?"
-Brain

This is grimsomnia

by BleachGirl101 November 6, 2018

bowling grip

When a man fucks a woman doggy style with his thumb inserted in her rectum.

"That chick was so slick I had to keep her in place with a bowling grip."

by dutchpantyraider May 14, 2014

Nigger Gripped

Stealing someone's belongings, more often then not money.

That mother fucker just nigger gripped my wallet.

by Lance T. September 12, 2008

Grippage

Being charged an exorbitant amount of money for something trivial, almost to a point of being ripped off. The origination of grippage comes from the pain of over paying for something that it feels like your balls are figuratively being gripped.

You spent $100 on that whack ass haircut? Man that is grippage.

by FishAtWork August 14, 2018

Grip ‘n Growl

In forward facing intercourse, adopting cowgirl position, when the ridden gentleman reaches round to squeeze the lady’s buttocks and as they are held and slightly parted she emits (voluntarily or involuntarily) wind.

Keep your hands to y’self Frank - last nights grip ‘n growl was bloody embarrassing.

by Fiona BR November 17, 2022

diamond grip

a male masterbaiting with two hands that form a hole in the shape of a diamond or triangle

I tried that new diamond grip on my piece, feels just like pussy.

My palms are wore out from beating it so much, i had to switch to the diamond grip

by FromDaRidge February 12, 2015

A grip of old people

A group of old people, usually in packs of 3 to 4.

Example: “There is a grip of old people leaving the hot tub, let’s make it Reyna.”

See “make it Reyna”

Example: “There is a grip of old people leaving the hot tub, let’s make it Reyna.”

See “make it Reyna”

by Scoobdaddy February 8, 2020