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Bitch Gravity

The phenomenon which seems to be at play when multiple sour and discontent women are gathering together, resulting in a stronger and stronger discontent among them. This 'gravity' draws more and more women to it's growing gravitational center, which in the end becomes strong enough to draw the face muscles downward on the inflicted women - causing what is commonly known as the resting bitch face.

Bitch gravity may also affect women who are neither sour, unhappy or discontent, purely by being close to the gravitational center of a large enough mass of bitches, which explains why lovely and nice women may suffer from a resting bitch face.

No cure for the Bitch Gravity phenomenon has yet been found.
"Dude, the bitch gravity of that group over there is dragging all the girls around them into one sour mass"
by jackhammer2002 October 30, 2015
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Gravity Play

The use of stainless steel sex toys that adds pressure and weight to sexual play without much manual effort. Using these toys can engage clitoral structure, massage the g-spot and ignite nerve-rich anal opening with deep sensation.
I’m into gravity play when it comes to masturbation.
by Product Educator March 8, 2021
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Gravity Vermin

People who are gross/disgusting/rude/assholes/bigots who are amplified versions of the mentioned character traits. You could for example describe someone as gross. But someone who is even grosser than the average gross person could be described as 'out of this world', hence the term 'gravity vermin(s)'
by potato._.nacho March 23, 2021
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Bladder gravity

The force that causes you to instantly have to pee when you are out drinking with friends. Usually inconveniently timed.
OMG - I got up to get another tequila shot and I got a bad case of bladder gravity!
by Bethany Joyful May 10, 2016
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gravity hill

A road on a hill in Eastern Massachusetts on which objects will roll up its slight but visually noticeable incline.

There have also been several sightings of a ghostly girl here before, but i'm sure that's a load of s**t.
As my friends and i watched in amazement, my dad put the car in neutral, opened the door and hopped out as it began to slowly roll up the 'gravity hill' all by itself.
by Bradypats1 January 12, 2008
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meta-gravity

A theory of gravity in which gravity is time or emergent from metastasis (loop time).

The theory that gravity is colinear with time.

In contrast to Einsteinian gravity which makes gravity a function of space.

'Meta-gravity' can also be shortened to 'm-gravity' as a direct competitor to m-theory.
Meta-gravity has a metonymic relationship with relativity. The two words sound the same but share an obverse-inverse relationship.
by sandraxine October 11, 2018
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Pubic gravity

The force felt when two people are attracted to each other by their genitals and all that either one of them can think about when they are around each other is ripping their clothes off and getting down to hard-core fucking.
I know that I've got the hots for that fine ass bitch at work, maybe it's pubic gravity......
by Dump truck January 29, 2017
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