gold dicker

A man who uses his sexuality to obtain wealth, luxury, money or anything that can upgrade his lifestyle. The male version of a gold digger.

That gold dicker Tom Arnold sure got a lot sure got a lot of money from Roseann when they got divorced.

by Taekwondoka June 19, 2014

gold bond

a golden breathmint for your balls

i had a serious case of the swampnuts until i threw some gold bond down my shorts

by dragonschld June 12, 2008

Gold Bron

The act of clapping your hands together in an upward motion with large quantities of Gold Bond on them before you apply it to the area that needs relief. Screaming is optional.

Brian- "You ready for that four mile nature walk?"
Jason- "Not until I Gold Bron up!"
Dean- "That's a good idea."

by WhiskyNick July 07, 2011

Gold digger

Some girl who dates a guy only for his or his family's wealth.

That girl Brittany is such a gold digger! She only likes nathen for his money lol!

by Swaggerman March 01, 2015

mission for the gold

The ultimate goal in life: masturbating 35 times in one day.

Boy1: Dude, I'm going for the gold!
Boy2: Dude...that's awesome! You're my hero!

Boy1: I completed the mission for the gold!
Girl: THAT'S NASTY!

by rterrar February 17, 2010

gold and white

The color of the fucking dress that practically everyone and their mom has seen.

Me: Mom, what color is that dress that is trending?

Mom: Well honey it's gold and white.

by Maby109 February 28, 2015

gold nigger

A jew. Also known as a kike, a heeb, or a yid. Called gold niggers in reference to both their racial inferiority and their demonic obsession with money. Easily recognized by their large hooked noses, hideous voices, and foul odor.

"I aint sayin' he's a gold nigger,
but his nose couldn't be bigger,"

by Krankhous March 21, 2010