go feed the goldfish

For use when you want to send someone (usually dumb or lower in the chain of command) away from a room so that you can discuss private matters with someone else.

To make someone scarce.

Possible gangster use. Probably a line in a movie.
"Hey Johnny. Why don't you go feed the goldfish. I'll be out in a minute"
by Neil-D November 12, 2007
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Elephant Goldfish Syndrome

The Elephant Goldfish Syndrome is a horrific syndrom that only affects women. The first typical symptom is short-term memory in terms of trips, nice gestures and presents from close relatives, especially the husband. The second symptom is the extremely long-term memory regarding moments when another person has either betrayed or let the women down, this will never be forgotten by the women.
I gave her a trip to NYC last week and now she tells me I never give her presents, I think she's affected by the Elephant Goldfish Syndrome.
by NewValley January 17, 2018
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petting the goldfish

female masterbation is petting the goldfish
My boyfriend loves to watch me while I am petting the goldfish.
Men choke their chickens and chicks pet their goldfish.
by iamtuwild November 21, 2005
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international goldfish day

goldfish is probably everyones favourite food and this needs to be appreciate because its amazing on October 19th its international goldfish day buy a shit load of youre fav goldfish
by aha itzz layy August 26, 2019
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goldfish ass crack

I am goldfish ass crack
I am goldfish ass crack and I eat goldfish
by gold fish ass crack August 29, 2022
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Goldfish in a Soup Can

The inability to grow larger due to confined spaces with the added effect of being visually blocked from seeing anything outside of the confinement. #NoRoomToGrow #NotSeeingTheWorld
One day I will no longer be a goldfish in a soup can and find the right amount of space to grow.
by TheeGoldfishInASoupCan June 20, 2021
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flavor blasted goldfish

When you shit diarrhea into your partners mouth and then cum in it at the same time.
I flavor blasted goldfish last night into ariana's mouth
by alsdfjalsfj December 09, 2013
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