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Duad Goldfish

the biggest most toxic player in league of legends. if you meet a duad goldfish be extremely careful not to trigger him, as he will flame the living shit out of you
Duad Goldfish: "WHY DIDNT YOU TANK FOR ME YOU FUCKING SHIT OMG"
Me: "LUL"
by hehe xd123 May 24, 2017
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sandal-wearing goldfish tenders

The term used by Mr Burns's grandfather to describe the Japanese in the season four episode of 'The Simpsons': 'Last Exit to Springfield'
The Japanese! Those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders!
by brwhizz May 23, 2009
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ur goldfish gay

Its worse than ur dog gay its terrible if you say it to a person they will shit them self immediately.
jess: ur dog gay

you: ur goldfish gay

jess : (shits herself and curls up in a ball and fucks off to mexico)
by shit.on.a.shingle December 9, 2019
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e-tard conspiracy goldfish

An e-tard who insists on forwarding to everyone he knows any nonsense sent to him as long as it is somehow supposedly part of some form of conspiracy. Worse still, his memory is so short, he keeps sending it over and over again, believing it's new.
'This morning, I found that Paulie had sent that stupid story about how you're gonna get cancer if you turn your car AC on. AGAIN!'

'Third time this year. The guy's a fucking e-tard conspiracy goldfish...'
by Baba Aggie July 27, 2009
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going goldfish

1 - When you continue to eat whatever is in front of you, even if you're not hungry.

2 - If you continue to feed a goldfish, it will keep eating and eating until it eventually dies.
1 - "You went goldfish on that pasta"
"I know, I think I'm going to explode"

2 - "Somebody get theses chips away from me before I go goldfish"
by Chris Branaman September 5, 2005
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piss off you goldfish

the famous RTC quote by kirk7715: "piss off you goldfish"
player: you killed me you noob I hate u
kirk: piss off you goldfish
by Frostyminecart z May 20, 2015
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Teaching his goldfish how to whistle

Another nice way to say masturbation without being so obvious.
"Where's (insert any name here) at?"

"He's in the backyard teaching his goldfish how to whistle."
by Alert The Press! May 14, 2006
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