sam golbach

the literal cutest person to ever exist, once you watch his videos your heart will explode into this; 💕💓💞💘💕💕💞💘💓💗💕💕 💕💞💘💝💝💘💞💓💓💓💖💕💝💖💝💓

friend 1; hey you heard of sam golbach?
friend 2; yeah he makes my heart explode💕💘

by sam golbach🥺💓💓💘 November 18, 2019

The True Golden Experience

The act of receiving immense pleasure from your significant other so good that it is a life changing experience that you may never have ever again.

Giorno Giovanna was happily able to try the true golden experience with Mista.

by Lewd Loli May 25, 2019

Golden Retriever Boy

A male who is goofy and gullible, yet very loyal and protective. Is often confused but excited and just wants to make others laugh.

He is such a cute Golden Retriever Boy and I can trust him.

by CatalystLuna December 18, 2020

comedy gold

Really good joke or humour, especially in the sense of unintentional hilarity. Comedy gold is or is worthy to be a classic.

I heard something today that was comedy gold: "I had lunch with several international students here; one German, an American and two from Nepal, and they were so typical: The European guy talked about culture, the guys from Nepal talked about religion, and the American was eating".

by Mikademus August 28, 2010

Goldberg's Law

When an individual criticizes whites as a whole, or utters the phrase "fellow white people", and they turn out to be a Jew.

1: Fellow white people we need to recognize all the evil that we have done to others throughout history.
2: They're a jew, another classic case of Goldberg's Law

by TexasPagan July 4, 2020

Oh My Golly Golly Gosh

Extreme surprise, especially when followed by a laugh
Used by Liam Payne

Liam Payne towards Rita Ora when she dressed as Post Malone
*Liam sees Rita*
"Oh..my, golly golly gosh"
oh my golly golly gosh

by liampaynelover October 31, 2018

Sauna Gollum

A game played in a sauna in Finland. One person is chosen as Sauna Gollum, and goes under the benches. Sauna Gollum's objective is to poke the people sitting on the benches from underneath, and the first one to rise up becomes the new Sauna Gollum. Great game to be played with naked friends.

"I love being the Sauna Gollum. The view is just spectacular."

by Krzo October 28, 2019