giant hard on collider

When two blokes get naked and put on glow in the dark condoms, turn the lights off and have sword fights with their cocks.

Hay guys, how about we have a game of giant hard on collider? I’m gonna smash you up with my luminous cock sword.

by Nobby’s Nuts December 1, 2017

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Giant Enemy Crablet

The Giant Enemy Crablet is a video remake of a famous meme of The Giant Enemy Spider. This remake used clips from the Node and Steam videos (that were out at the time). These clips were collected from the game BONEWORKS, the best Virtual Reality game of 2019, and until full drive VR, of all time.

"The Giant Enemy Crablet HMM HMM HMHMHMHMHM MM MM MM M M M M M"
"Indeed my fellow Phord"

by CamoHappy December 28, 2019

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derp gland

(noun) a fictitious gland responsible for the filtration of derp-worthy stimuli in the human brain.

in a healthy and intelligent individual, it acts as a sensor, indicating when something outrageously stupid has been processed. it tends to result in facepalming, headaches, or sympathetic lulz in defense of knowing that the demise of mankind is imminent.

in an unhealthy or stupid individual, it provides a positive-feedback mechanism, resulting in the individual gaining reward for filling their brain with even more useless bullshit. stimulation of the gland in this type of individual brings about erratic, borderline retarded behavior, and in fact causes them to emanate even more derp to the surrounding environment. this can lead to a derp cascade, which enthralls masses of stupid individuals to do stupid things.

(intelligent) I swear, if I hear another stupid thing come out of her mouth, my derp gland is going to explode!

(stupid) DDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP! NUOH MAH GAWD KIM KARDASHIAN DDDEEEEERRRRPPPPPPPPPP!!!!

by maelstr0m_X1 July 19, 2012

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friendly giant

Someone who towers over crowds and appears intimidating but is actually a kind-hearted gentle person.

"Wow. Did you hear about Matthew?"
"Yeah, How he likes intimidating people because of his height during new student introductions."
"It's actually kind of humorous. How he appears to be tough as nails but once he is actually spoken to, he is actually a nice person to speak to."
"A friendly giant, he does not appear to be. A popular misconception I assure you"

by A Rare Canadian May 3, 2016

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