When an aeration pump, hose and stone are used to keep an gerbil or other small animal alive within the colon of a man. This increases the prostate stimulation time. Usually, battery powered bait aerator's are preferred because of compactness.
Rob: I got rats because they were cheaper than gerbils. You got the gerbil respirator.
George: I got this D cell powered bait aerator for $7.99, at Walmart.
Rob: Ah fuck, we forgot the tubes.
George: C'mon we're loose enough to go tubeless. You practically need vise grips to keep the little bastard in you long enough to cum.
Rob: Oh do you know me!
(Gay loving ensues.)
George: I got this D cell powered bait aerator for $7.99, at Walmart.
Rob: Ah fuck, we forgot the tubes.
George: C'mon we're loose enough to go tubeless. You practically need vise grips to keep the little bastard in you long enough to cum.
Rob: Oh do you know me!
(Gay loving ensues.)
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 30, 2010
Get the gerbil respirator mug.Slang reference to the Juggernaut perk in the game Call of Duty 4. The meaning implied is that the Juggernaut (perk & user) is homosexual/gay.
Player: Ahh, sh*t! I just got killed by that same faggot again!
Friend: Which one?
Player: The guy with damn Gerbilnaut!
Friend: Which one?
Player: The guy with damn Gerbilnaut!
by Mr. ASDF May 28, 2008
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The act of drinking out of an upside down plastic alcoholic handle after the neck has been bent, in order to mimic a gerbil.
by Missss Tasty May 23, 2016
Get the Gerbil mug.One who does not perform tasks with intelligent thought or foresight. One who's stupidity tends to impair the ability to complete simple tasks; idiot.
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Get the Gerbil mug.A Gerbil is the opposite of a cougar, a Gerbil is a younger person who specifically dates older men/women.
“Did you hear about how Jenny started dating that sugar daddy?”
“Yeah, I never really took her as a Gerbil”
“Yeah, I never really took her as a Gerbil”
by Bye Elle August 13, 2018
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They have black eyes with no white. They act all innocent until they escape and you pick them up by the tail, at which point the tail falls off.
They can live for double the time a hamster can so they can cause double the trouble.
They need the biggest cages known to mankind and barely any water and food. They are practically IMMORTAL because the can fall from great heights and feel no pain whatsoever
They have black eyes with no white. They act all innocent until they escape and you pick them up by the tail, at which point the tail falls off.
They can live for double the time a hamster can so they can cause double the trouble.
They need the biggest cages known to mankind and barely any water and food. They are practically IMMORTAL because the can fall from great heights and feel no pain whatsoever
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Get the Gerbil mug.A Gerbil is defined as an individual whose mouth moves miles per minute, unable to stop speaking because they have a lot to say. Just as a gerbil runs quickly on a running wheel, an individual's mouth moves just as fast. Basically, you can't shut the f*** up. This term was created by two gerbils themselves, Jessica and Tobi.
This b**** won't shut up she's such a gerbil
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