GILF

Governor I'd like to fuck

"That Sarah Palin sure is a GILF!"
"Hellz yeah!"

by PhixIt October 17, 2008

GILF

a gilf is like an old milf AND Stands for grany id like to fuck

ohh that guys nan is such a gilf id fuck her any day

by james is awesome March 29, 2009

guilfoy

(v.) or (n.) the act of sharting in a girls mouth while she touches your taint and spits it back into your belly button while preforming oral sex to your sister

Mike guilfoy'd his mom.

by zackhessel December 11, 2008

gilfyway

"Grandmother I'd Like (to) Fuck" On her terms.

"Now your going to do it the GILFyway, Take em off, lay down, what ever you do “don’t talk”, and if you ever tell anyone I will kick your ass and tell everyone how small it is".

by fcgilf September 19, 2008

gsilf

Greek Scholar I'd like to Fuck. Refers to an extreamly sexy Greek philosopher that you would engage in sexual activity with, if he was still alive.

Wick: Pythagoras is such a gsilf, with his sexy theorem.
Reem: I like Euclid better. His beard and robe are so damn hot.
Wick: I have a triangle fetish. But maybe you're into quadratics. That's cool, I guess.
Reem: Oh yeahhhh

by ilfmaster December 9, 2008

Gilf

Gilf,

descending from its close relative "milf",holds the meaning of Grandma I would Like to Fuck. Origins of Gilf are said to have started in state college PA.

Dude did you see that Gilf?

Last night i banged the hottest gilf dude

by Mike12341 February 3, 2010

Gilf

G.randma I.'d L.ike to F.uck a woman old enough to be somebody's grandma but still hot in a way. (usually used as a gross-out joke)

Dude one:"Man check her out,she's a GILF! hahaha" Dude two:"What's a GILF?" Dude one:"Grandma I'd Like to FUCK" Dude two:"Man,your fuckin' sick!"

by Threat109 November 22, 2009