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gather girl 

A woman—typically between the ages of 25-55—that hangs corny, generic signs throughout her house that read "GATHER" or "BLESS THIS HOUSE" or "LOVE NEVER FAILS" etc. These signs are procured from stores like Kirkland's, Bed Bath & Beyond, and Target.

This woman is whiter than ranch dressing, most likely a wino, and lives in the cookie-cutter suburbs but will tell anyone she meets that she lives in INSERT CLOSEST CITY HERE.
*Leaves cousin's housewarming party in Round Rock, TX
"Did you see that wall of corny-ass signs in their living room? I didn't realize Amber was a Gather Girl. Please kill me if our living room ever looks like that."
gather girl by cre8ivusername April 13, 2021

Gatherer 

Gatherer is a sub-species of the name "Hunter".
Unlike hunter, Gatherer is a sissy and a soy-boy. He has one redeeming quality: He's good with animals, and by extension of that he is vegan. (Hence the name "Gatherer")
Todd: What's that dude's name?
Roger: Hunter
Todd: Looks more like a Gatherer to me
Gatherer by the indus river valley November 13, 2021

gatherine 

A snow man at of various food items.
Whoah is that corndog with a carrot sticking through its center a gatherine?

gathering orange blossoms 

(aka picking orange blossoms)

1. Saying that someone is searching for a wife.
2. Can also be a fancy way of saying, “Go get/search for a wife.”

The phrase comes from the usage of orange blossoms as wedding decor to symbolize a bride's purity, chastity, and innocence.
1. “Ron is out to go gathering orange blossoms.”

2. “Go pick your orange blossoms!”

gathereritrminitron 

basically a vacuum, but the word vacuum sucks and is spelt weird.
there is so many cheerios on the ground! use the gathereritrminitron to clean it up.
A person with the knowledge and abilities to gather items necessary for survival in case of a zombie apocalypse or other catastrophic event.
She didn't admire how good looking her future mate was, as much as she craved a mate with strong gathery skills.
gathery by Alaska Mike April 25, 2023