ape funk

A horrible mysterious odor coming from an obese persons body

"Oh shit. There must be a fat guy close by because I smell some straight up ape funk."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 9, 2010

Gaming Funk

Every gamer’s worst nightmare. It is a phase which involves losing interest in gaming at a given moment in time. When you’re stuck in a gaming funk it’s better to take a break instead of forcing yourself to play a shitload of games which you clearly aren't enjoying.

Not to be confused with gamer stink.

I wonder how long it's gonna take to get out of this gaming funk.

by Darts'un December 15, 2013

Porno Funk

The absurdly funky soundtrack to any pornographic film made circa 1970s and on.

Man, that scene had some serious porno funk. I could really get down to that.

by Murrmandan July 9, 2010

Declan Funk

Jewish

You must be Declan Funk because you don't celebrate Christmas.

by FunkFan530 February 17, 2022

Chunk Funk

When a fat person smells terrible.

My gym teacher has a bad case of chunk funk

by Sigma_beans June 27, 2018

gym funk

gym funk: the particular and foul smell of working out; it can be found on human beings of either sex or in building where athletics take place; the smell is closely related to man funk.

Dude, you coming from a cess pool or the gym? You got some serious gym funk goin' on.

by TooSick4U January 6, 2009

Funk Stache

When your mustache smells so bad the day after eating out a spoiled tuna taco you have to shave it to get rid of the smell.

Rugged was rudely woken up by his Funk Stache the night after a box lunch at the vagina diner with a hefty German chick in the park, so he was forced to shave it and grow a new one.

by Bookbagman December 5, 2017