Fucktastic

When a situation is so fucked that it is the absolute opposite of fantastic.

I lost my job today, this is just Fucktastic!

I got crabs from my hooker last week. Fucktastic!

This entire post is just Fucktastic

by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016

Ferrara Fuckstick

The monstrously amazing sex organ of one Master Ferrara. His penis has been known to give women earth shattering orgasms before even touching them. According to legend it's also been known to cure STD. Very very very few women can handle this amazing tool of sexual pleasure, not even the top pornstars in the world.

"I had the Ferrara Fuckstick last night, I don't think I'll be able to move for another month"

"Hey baby wanna take a ride in my Ferrari?", "No thanks, I'd much rather ride the Ferrara Fuckstick"

by godfuckingdamnit July 8, 2012

fuckalicious.

someone who is so utterly irresistebile and delicious they can really only be fuckalicious.

Man: dude have you seen whitney now that she's legal?!?

Man's friend: yeah bro, she's totally fuckalicious.

Man: i concurr.

by broseefus. May 12, 2009

mind fuckation

mind fucking someone soo hard its rediculous

"thats some crazy mind fuckation, bro"

by marisa and ally September 19, 2012

Fuckstick

A skinny girl who really likes sex (Nympho)

Bri
MILF
Hotmama
favorite freak!

by peanut February 23, 2005

Fucksicles

1) as in "fuck this" or "aw shit"

2) expressions of annoyance or anger.

1) 1: "hey it's that guy that's obsessed with you !"

2: "fucksicles ! i hate him !"
2) teacher: "class , today you have your midterms."

students: "fucksicles , man. i didn't study."

by nathalia C. January 21, 2010

fuckstick

A person who thinks that they are the shit, however they are really the brunt of many others jokes and never realize when they're being made fun of.

Tom:Hey guys, I'll catch up later, I have to go and pump some iron. Bill:What a bitch. He only weighs 150 poundsl Dave: yeah, Tom is a fuckstick

by Jake Pimpin C May 13, 2005