Fukescalles

After your New Years resolution of losing weight doesn’t work out and you gain weight, instead of losing weight you fuckscalles; picking up the scales and throwing them out the window. Normally happens in February.

After cutting calories and going to the gym everyday for a month the woman stepped onto the scales only to discover she had gained weight! She went fukescalles, thank God the dog had already completed his Daily constitution in the back yard early or he would have been killed!

by SadieJean January 18, 2018

Fubered

Getting fucked, especially in Seattle, when an Uber drops someone off and blocks major streets.

Oh, great. I got Fubered, fucked by an Uber dropping someone off or picking them up, because they blocked an intersection or made an illegal maneuver.

by TheJenson May 17, 2018

fuwesome

fucking awesome

That tattoo is fuwesome!

by hollxred625 June 7, 2018

fuestion

When you want to be silly and ask a question.

Hey melody I have a fuestion , did you go with mike to the kick back ?

by Bigdaddylk October 12, 2018

Fube

Fine until bitches enter

Shoutout - Rhiannon 😊

Mane everything fube. They fuck everything up.

by KvngW August 7, 2019

Fube

Fine until bitches enter

Shoutout to rhiannon for spelling “fine” wrong. 😂💙

Mane everything fube. They fuck everything up.

by KvngW August 7, 2019

Fudes

The act of sending raw, unfiltered pictures of the food you cooked to your mates or potential mates ;)

Send fudes!
The dinner I cooked is peng I'll send you some fudes!

by fudesdan October 9, 2019