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freshman 500 

Freshman 500 is when senior guys make it a game to try to have sex with as many freshman as possible
I can't wait to be seniors next year so we can do the freshman 500

Freshman year 

The first year of high school involving hormone development and voice cracks. Students feel like classes are impossible but have no idea what's in store for the next three years
Student in freshman year: oh my god honors geometry is so hard I think I'm gonna drop out and become a stripper

Student in senior year: oh you just wait
Freshman year by RIPJAH May 23, 2018

freshman beat-down

an event held by immature seniors in which they target the freshmen and torture them. this will typically involve shoving into lockers, pushing into walls, tripping, sexual harassing the females, etc. apparently intimidating freshmen and making them feel like shit is fun. this day is typically held shortly after the first day of school or shortly before the last day.
Immature Senior: hey man tomorrows freshman beat-down, its gonna be awesome, you gonna be there?

Mature Senior: nah, dude i don't enjoy torturing freshmen, unlike you I want to be good example to them.
freshman beat-down by skin ticket September 20, 2010

freshman gram 

A .2g nugget of weed with oregano and stems for the rest of the gram.
Freshman: Hey, man, i heard your selling *looks around* weed?

Dealer: *Pulls out freshman gram*

Dealer: Sure, man, 20 bucks.

Freshman: "Ohh boy!!! Someone is getting high tonight"
freshman gram by C.A.D.D. June 24, 2009

freshman booty 

The sexiest shit ever once you see freshman booty you can't get enough of it you wanna penetrate it all day you see freshman girls walking by you wanna smash the fuck out of there booty and when you do your dick won't even get a good felling from Kim Kardashian cause the freshman booty is already good enough
Guy 1: dam you see that freshman booty guy. 2: hell ya man lets go try and smash that shit

Freshman Steve 

the biggest fucking donkey you know. blacking out. hooking up with ugly chicks. doing stupid shit. fingerbanging ugly chicks. starting fires. losing fights. three pump chump
freshman steve blacked out and started another fire tonight
Freshman Steve by wtxr April 21, 2011