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Fortunate Sonning

When receiving fellatio, the recipient spreads the legs of the giver and partially lifts them in order to spin them around in a manner similar to a helicopter's blades.
John: "How did you break your nose?"
Fred: "I fucked up while trying Fortunate Sonning with my girlfriend."
John: "Yikes."
by WordofTheFalcon July 3, 2020
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Beverley Fortunes

A narcissistic, self-righteous cunt. Who is blessed with an abundance of looks, charisma & charm. Not easily fazed by others. Highly hilarious & intelligent.
"Look at Beverley Fortunes, she's just amazing"
by Beverley Fortunes December 13, 2017
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fortune is gay

Someone named Eric that is gay
Bro yknow Eric? He’s gay so he’s fortune is gay
by Rangers A Joey November 23, 2024
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Fortune male

Cool calm collective. He seems to be very quiet but is one of the nicest guys you will ever be know. Usually approached by women first but once he is in love he falls too deep.
by HarrisonHarryKat November 24, 2021
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Soldier of Fortune

a daily web magazine published by Susan Katz Keating. It began as a monthly U.S. periodical published from 1975 to 2016 as a magazine devoted to worldwide reporting of wars
The April 2016 issue of Soldier of Fortune was the final print edition; further editions have been published online
by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023
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I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter

Something that defies humanity!
I was driving on bald tires, but when I thought of the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter", I rejoice!
by Matthew John Zappala January 26, 2025
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American Fortune Cookie

The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.
"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."
by Dadornetto April 24, 2018
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