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floon

The definition of floon has been officially redefined as of January 24, 2009.

floon is an acronym of the 5 characteristics that are consistent among all Michael Jackson haters…

F: F*cking slow as hell

L: Liars. They compulsively lie about everything.

O: Obnoxious.

O: Oblivious. They're completely oblivious to the truth about the King, and choose to stay that way.

N: Naive. Lacking good judgment, the floon will believe anything read in the tabloids.
The floons are jealous of the King of Pop's incredible dancing, singing, and song-writing abilities, and secretly wish they were Him.
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Foony

That woman has a huge Foony Toe!
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Fighting Foodons

A horrible, perhaps one of the worst, if not the worst, anime that is just like Pokemon but worse. This "show" is just a Pokemon rip-off where the monsters are made of food. Both have monsters that say their own name and both star losers.
Wow, I'm amazed that Fighting Foodons actually made it to the states.
by Anonymous June 30, 2003
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FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

'Jon Tooth is a FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO for not looking on Urban Dictionary when challenged'
by Aculy Barable June 21, 2007
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foon

noun
means the same as fork, a term used to confuse people when asking for a spork
also: what yopu call your spork if you're going to eat something liquid with it. (ie: use it's spoon-ish atributes rather than it's forkish ones)
"can you hand me a foon, please?"
"a what?!"
by MooingPlatypus November 14, 2004
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Foonergy

Foonergy is the energy found in the feet. Most commonly noticed in those that can't sit still and in dancers.
When your body has to move, it may allocate its energy to one specific area, which causes fidgeting. When the foot is used to expend this energy, it is said to have foonergy.
by NovakAttack September 21, 2009
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fooney

The feeling and smell on your face after a nice clean shave.
My dad's face was fooney after he shaved.

After I shaved, I didn't feel fooney. Maybe because I missed a spot.
by nails907 November 4, 2013
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