Flaccid Skunk

When your sick gets limp when attempting anal.

“Aw dude, I was gettin’ on this dime and she was totally gonna let me put it in her shoot but then I got flaccid skunk.”

by SkunkButt June 17, 2021

Flaccid cucumber

Somebody who is considered absolutely amazing, the most nourishing person to be around.
Just amazing in every way possible including but not limited to beauty intelligence and humour.

"oh my god, I love you, you flaccid cucumber"

"He's such a flaccid cucumber, you just can't help but love him and his amazing individuality"

by AntoniusFeral December 3, 2021

Flaccidator

The man who sits between you and a girl at a party to stop you from hitting on her. The protector of women's chastity. Works better than a condom or pills or both.

"Man this Phil guy is such a flaccidator"

by OhWaitThatsYou May 3, 2022

Flaccidator

A guy who stops you from getting in with a girl. i.e. gets you flaccid

This Phil guy is such a flaccidator, jumped in between me and this chick last night.

by freedomdiver June 4, 2022

Flaccilation

The act of being forcefully made flaccid

The hammer dropping onto Steve caused him great flaccilation

by I fucked your bitch twice haha October 19, 2022

Flaccid vagina lips

Vagina lips that aren't erect

"Her pussy was nice besides her flaccid vagina lips"

by PsychoExgirlfriendptsdsurvivor July 14, 2023

Ultra-flaccid

When you get so turned off, that your pp gets even more flaccid than it is, in its normal flaccid state.

Guy 1: Hey have you heard about Whitny Wisconsin?

Guy 2: Yeah, shes the one that fucks her dog right?

Guy 1: Yup.. Thinking about it makes me ultra-flaccid

by unbornpotato August 7, 2019