shit on your fist

The state of your hand after anal fisting, i.e. shit-covered

Jeremy: Thanks for that sweetie, I really love it when you strech me like that.
Steve: I just love tickling your insides.
Jeremy: Hope you don't mind too much shit on your fist

by Big Bear and Papa Smurf March 22, 2009

Bro Fist

1. A simple piece of lineart that was accompanied by certain text that originated on the internet, commonly displayed on forums/ message boards. This is the original bro fist:
...........
...................__
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
............\..............(

2. A simple act of greeting between two bros. It is done by raising the left hand, connecting with another bro's bro fist with the knuckles, and turning counter-clockwise 90 degrees. Usually accompanied by a colloquial "Sup, bro".

1. BRO FIST IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO 5 OTHER BROS YOU'RE NOT A BRO

2. "Hey Jim what's up, bro?"
(insert bro fist here)
"Nothing much bro, did you see Manswers yesterday? That show is the shit."

by Tig Speedwelder January 9, 2009

are you fistfucking me?

An exclamation of surprise and angst.

Girl 1: Hey, after you left the party last night Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox and then they gave out free packs of Trident.

Girl 2: What, are you fistfucking me??

by newsvava February 12, 2009

Fistfuck

1) To insert fist into vagina.
2) A word used to show disbelief.
3) Being party to misfortune.

1) Damn, you fistfucked that bitch.
2) You've gotta be fistfuckin' me!
3) I got fistfucked in court today.

by Anthony H, April 1, 2003

sausage fist

The act of an overweight individual striking someone with the hand, as in a slap or punch.

Karen, don't look; I think he's gonna get sausage fisted!

by robulastage May 4, 2010

The Fist of the North Star

The greatest man to ever live. He walks arround breaking people's faces and causing various limbs on his victims to explode (also known as Fisting). Do not fuck with his shit, or he will Fist you. Based on the greatest anime ever.

If you say one more thing to me, I will Fist you like The Fist of the North Star.

by Moose April 22, 2005

Double-Fisted Battle Axing

The act of fisting both the anus and vagina of your sexual partner and then swinging them around like a battle axe in order to hit or attack objects/people.

Did you hear about Shaun, he tried double-fisted battle axing his girlfriend and hit a crowd of preschoolers.

by Skee Daddy April 15, 2011