flaffer

The long brush-ended object used in cleaning a toilet.

a) What you really used the flaffer for that?

b) Yeah, I totally need a new flaffer my old flaffer isn't flaffing enough anymore.

by Streekdaman December 25, 2011

Fafflequag

A duck or any plump fowl wrapped in saran/plastic wrap, tight enough to hold them still but not hurt them at all, none of the wrap affects their breathing or walking.

Done for the purposes of none.

"That duck sure is a fafflequag"

"Look there its a fafflequag"

by MarcelM February 10, 2008

Fluff toast

Fluff toast is basically another word for a vagina that has a large amount of brown pubic hairs around it giving it the fluff and the brown gives it the toast part of the word.

Guy 1: Aww man this chick i met last night had a bad fluff toast

Guy 2: Ew i hate it when that happens

Guy 3: its my fetish...

by qwer789 January 19, 2011

Faffacake

A person who faffs around taking time

I wish she would hurry up and stop being a faffacake

by Starkers August 18, 2013

Fluff my Butternutters

When you want to curse but you are around children and you want to curse.

Linda screamed "FLUFF MY BUTTERNUTTERS!" In the daycare when she stubbed her toe on the table.

by Muffin6611 September 11, 2016

Fluff the dog

During the act of oral intercourse the giver stops sucking/licking and gives the recipient a raspberry on the genitals.

I was going down on the ol’lady and decided to fluff the dog! She came instantly.

by TnE25 September 17, 2020

faffluencer

As per the rules of cycling where faffing should be kept to a minimum, a faffluencer is a cyclist who adds faff to pre-ride faff, ride faff and even post-ride faff, by posting about their cycling on social media. An extension of bikefluencer. See also “faffluencing” or “to faffluence”

Hitter 1: We missed that KoM on the climb because that faffluencer had to stop for a pic.

Hitter 2: I know, never seen someone faffluencing so much. Bit of a chopper move.

by Caro_sbx December 8, 2020