Flabbered

A term coined by a man from Woking.

Being flabbergasted

Johnny was flabbered when he say Laura's butt

by Mtheshah May 3, 2019

flabbergabber

a flying dildo

dirk: wow what’s that flying in the sky?
erik: it’s a flabbergabber!

by fabberer gabberer February 19, 2020

Flabberjabber

Basically, A Flabberjabber Is A Fat Jobby.

"Holy Shit! That's One Hell Of A Flabberjabber!"

by Isla? May 2, 2008

Flabbergasted

Utterly speechless at the amount of fat on someone's body.

I was flabbergasted when I saw honey boo boo

by Deccashoots May 18, 2016

Flabbergaster

(Single)An old dude who scares the shit out of people.

(Plural)A convention of hobos who bring liquor stores lots of change

The flabbergaster jumped out of the alley and scared the shit out of Toby.

by Sherpent February 25, 2009

Flabbergasted

An indescribable sex act. So lewd that the true definition can never be said, everyone still knows what it means though.

Last night my girlfriend came over to my house, after 70 ounces of vodka i flabbergasted all over her, ruining her new cardigan

by tdotyadunknoe June 24, 2009

Flabbercrombie

An excessively overweight male sporting a tigh-fitting abercrombie and fitch t-shirt. Key signs denoting a Flabbercrombie are belly portruding from the underside resembling a sweaty muffin, and fat, flabby arms poking from the short sleeves which could be mistaken from overwhelmingly large frankfurters.

Steve: After gaining approximately 40 pounds, I decided to cheer myself with a shoppin trip to Abercrombie and Fitch to purchase a t-shirt.
John: Your t-shirt can barely grip onto your fat, sweaty body, I could even go so far as to say you are an absolute Flabbercrombie.

by shaboi December 15, 2008