Finching

If you are born with a curved penis, finching is the act of bending it back into place over time.

“Hey Ethan I was just finching in the shower last night, I think I’m making progress.”

by ethanandrish May 30, 2024

finching

finch•ing
/ˈfïnchiNG/
adverb
1.
a “finch” is a person that wants all of the attention on them at all times and complains when it isn’t. also watches Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) an unhealthy amount. has an obsession with spencer reid and spencewuah. this is a negative finch, you trauma dump and be annoying as hell.

2.
the action of becoming finch. you talk about your significant other in an intense way. there is a thick line between actually being finch and finching. this is a positive finch because people want to hear. most used.

“CAN YOU FINCH PLEASE.”
“CAN YOU?”
“I’VE BEEN FINCHING SINCE YESTERDAY.”
“NO YOU HAVEN’T”

by iovelupin September 28, 2022

Finched

To be finched describes what happens as an employee in an IT department who is suddenly and inexplicably prevented from going home on time by an inept IT director.

"Man, I was totally finched yesterday evening and had to carry out three hours of poorly planned work before I could go home.."

by TotalLoss March 21, 2024

Finched

A term to describe misfortune, usually associated with an employer or workplace abuse or organizational betrayal

I put in all this extra work and they gave the position to someone else! I've been finched

by TheTipOfTheDagger July 20, 2022

to finch (vb.)

to be a professional teacher and cock slap another teacher while haveng sex on the job.

he finished with her then finched her across the cheek . to finch (vb.)

by Jung - Spaniard October 28, 2008

The Finch Dilemma

Complaining about a situation without wanting to take action to get out of said situation.

Finch: bro andrew is so annoying, he's the worst friend ever
tyler: then unfriend him?
Finch: no.
tyler: ur in The Finch Dilemma

by deadbunniegf May 22, 2022

tyler finch

super cute. can be a dick. super cute. really funny. phat assss. thinks hes funny but really he only is sometimes. big dick. super cute.

tyler finch is a god

by youarntcute December 12, 2019